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Shaq's Post Break-up

So now Shaq has all his personal problems to deal with, and along comes Ricky Davis. Davis has been averaging 15 shot attempts a game, which is the highest on the team!! Yet you never see Shaq say anything to Davis or even come close to shooting him one of those death stares. Why? It's because Davis has become Shaq's post break up wingman. Every single guy needs a wingman. The wingman is responsible for scoping out the hot girls, distracting the DUFF (designated ugly fat friend, every group has one of these), and when duty calls, taking one for the team. Shaq has been married for 5 years, and trust me, 5 years out of the game is a loooonnnnngggg time. So all of the sudden, Shaq has to learn how to meet women at the clubs being single? For those of you that don't know, women loves married men, the more unavailable you are the more attractive you are.

I know this has nothing to do with Basketball, well sort of because its about Shaq, anyways, "women loves married men"? Who is this guy? Maybe there's a reason why you're not married and attractive.

I kinda feel bad for Shaq and MJ. F***** Gold diggers! Only do that if your husband cheated on you, like in Vanessa's case.
Categories (1): NBA
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Why Kobe vetoed the trade to the Pistons

Why Kobe didn't want to go to Detriot? I am sick of Kobe trade rumors, but if this one is actually true, it's interesting to understand why he didn't want to go. The Pistons will still have a good team without Prince and Hamilton.
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Marbury vs. Thomas Round 1.

Marbury is threatening to tell all about the dysfunctional Knicks!! rumors of Thomas' sexuality? the truth behind the brawl at MSG?

Seriously, how long until the fans are fed up with the Knicks? I am so sick Marbury and his antics, and now he is threatening to snitch on the Knicks. It's time the organization to start over.
Categories (2): NBA, Rumors
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David Beck-mmmm Underwear Model

David Beckham signs deal to be Emporio Armani underwear model.

It's about time!
Categories (1): Soccer
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David Beckham #1 for Top 49 Men 2007 Edition  

"I'm not saying me coming over to the States is going to make soccer the biggest sport in America. That would be difficult to achieve. Baseball, basketball, American football; they've been around. But I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think I could make a difference."

He's #1 on my list as the hottest athlete.
Categories (1): Soccer
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Tommy haas poisoned?

OMG! Someone pulled a Tanya Harding on Haas!
Categories (1): Tennis
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A tidbit about Eric Gordon

This is from the wikipedia...

" He played a small role in the movie Space Jam, as Michael Jordan's son in 1996. He also has abnormally large genitalia."

...umm can we say too much info!
Categories (1): College Basketball
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What's the DEAL with Varejao?

"The Cavs are on the verge of coming to terms with Anderson Varejao, now the last holdout from the squad that represented (albeit poorly) the Eastern Conference in the NBA Finals last season.

According to SI.com, though he won't be getting the $60M/5-year deal he was looking for, Varejao is willing to accept a one-year deal and end the stalemate:

Varejao would be willing to accept a one-year deal worth the mid-level figure of $5 million, according to a source close to the free-agent forward.

"Andy wants to play," the source said. "If that's what it takes to get it done, he'll do it." "He was willing to do a one-year deal," the source said.

"He just wasn't going to do it for $1.2 million. He knows he's worth a lot more than that."

I guess GM Danny Ferry's trip to Brazil did some good.

Five million seems reasonable enough, especially for a guy who'll give you rebounding, boundless energy, and take approximately 17,000 charges from the opposition.

As one might expect, Varejo hasn't exactly been keeping himself in the best shape during the holdout; dude is too busy enjoying the easy life in Brazil (can you blame him?)"
Categories (1): NBA
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Could Yi be the new Yao?

"So there's a lot to be done if Yi is to fulfill the Bucks' considerable expectations. His handle needs major improvement. He has to develop a pull-up game. Most of all, he needs to spend many hours of labor-intensive work in the weight room.

Everything else -- the defensive and offensive recognition -- will be refined as he gains experience. As it is, Yi is far behind the average American-born rookie, so it will take 2-3 years before he'll be able to catch up."

Who do you like better, Yi or Yao?
Categories (1): NBA
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Shaq's last season ??

This guy is hilarious!! Go read his blog.

"Various sources have reported Shaq's departure from Miami by season's end, most likely in the form of a buy out. The Big Diesel has been running without gas for the first 3 games, and his lack of mobility is the main concern. When Shaq is on the floor, he looks like he is playing in slow motion, and everyone else is moving at normal speed. D.Wade needs to be Superman and Batman when he returns for the Heat to have any chance in the East."
Categories (2): NBA, Player News/Analysis

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