A University of Florida cheerleader was arrested this week for allegedly filing a false police report claiming she was being stalked.

Lauren Beard, 20, was charged with the misdemeanor after reportedly telling University of Florida Police that someone had been sending her e-mails and instant messages claiming to know her routine, to be following her and watching her. UPD Detective Amanda Spurlin said Beard admitted she sent the cyber messages to herself after turning in another e-mail to police.

According to infamous idiot John Rocker, physicians from the Texas Rangers told Alex Rodriguez and others (including himself and Rafael Palmeiro) how to effectively use steroids, and that "if you do it responsibly, it's not going to hurt you."

According to the London Sun, female British sports reporters were told to "sex-up their looks to beat off competition from a rival channel." SPORTS BY BROOKS: "'Beat off competition'? Knowing the Sun, this quip was likely intentional."

"If a woman can't drink wine from her bra, then the terrorists have already won. Thankfully, some manufacturers have a deep love for America and are thinking only of our freedom. They have produced a product called — and we know you're going to love this — the Wine Rack."

"Knowing that Topps is allowing the Guiliani to be called a gimmick and not an error, and already establishing odds of receiving it in a pack, is it setting itself up for a fall? Or worse--indifference from collectors? Sure, it's an SP (short print), but so what? There are a ton of SPs included in sets every year. And if it's a true error card that you want, well, just wait until the product is actually released. Topps and sloppy, uncorrected errors go hand in hand."