A German plastic surgeon gives police a wanted poster of a woman's breasts, because the lady stiffed him off $10,000 worth of plastic surgery. Hilarious.

A man being convicted of drug charges apologizes for spreading feces all over the court room.

From the Fresno Bee, which is as good of a publication as can be in Fresno.

"Im going to take full responsibility for everything I did in Duluth," Willis told the court. "I want to apologize for everything I did in court. Im sorry, your honor."

Panda bites man, man bites back.