I'M SIK!!!

AS A BLAZER FAN I WAS TIRED,

of BAD HORRIBLE DICTATING CALLS............

BUT NOW I'M sik!



it started with

beaver fever........

OREGON STATE BACK 2 BACK COLLEGE BASEBALL

NATIONAL 'ping' CHAMPIONS!

That FEVER MAdE MY typing SWELL,

PROUD & BOASTFULLY

from all the times we've been CHEATED......

yep....we wuz robbed...a few times......

& all Rose peeps know it........

but not this time...

So, why the CAPS?

NOT LIKE KOBE IN A purple leg warmer SELF EVALUATION CONTEST....

cuz,

im a WoLvv, WHO HAS 2 BARK LOUD........

bout the THANGS that MAKE me PROUD....

CUZ MY BYTE WILL GIT 25 TA LIFE!!!

A BLAZER-MANIAC THAT WILL CAP u!

BUT,

THIS IS " YARD BARKER" DAMMIT....

beaver DAMMIT......

I'm aloud to bark as LOUD as i like.........

Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! i mean.........

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

on 2:

the last 2 weeks of R!P C!TY s!knesssss!!!

IT WAS CRAAAAAAAAZY IN ROSE GARDEN YESTERDAY!

.......ONCE STERN SAID "THE BLAZERS ARE NOW ON THE CLOCK......."

YOU COULD FEEL THE SPIRIT RISE........ IT DIDNT TAKE LONG BEFORE THE siknesssss started in the

CHANTING OF: "WE WANT ODEN!!! WE WANT ODEN!!!

RIP CITY LET PRITCHARD AND ALLEN KNOW

*YOU BETTER*

TAKE ODEN OR THIS ARENA WILL BE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPED APART.............haha,

BUT VERY TRUE!!!

& JUST LET ME TELL YOU,

As stern APPROACHED THE STAGE,

The Crowd sikNesssss

quieted waaaaaaaaaaaay down...............

u could here the people *DARING blazer brassss*

2 even TRY and say a name beggining with a Keh-..........instead of a Gre-................

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"........& with the # 1 pik in the 2007 nba Draft.........the Portland TrailBlazers select........."

you could hear the thought as Stern paused........DONT ALL 10,000 JUMp UP TO THAT BIG SCREEN CRAWL UP AND GRAB stern BY THE NECK B4 HE COULD finish SAYING

-vin........Durrrrrrrr.....................

put the VADER CHOKE ON DAT ASSSS WITH A MUD N BLOOD CURSE OUT HEAR IN DA STIX OF THE RIP................

hahahaah......

but then the GRE- ended with a GODEN............and all was JOYOUSSSSS

AS ALL 10,000 OF US WENT CHARGING TO THE CENTER OF THE RIP CITY STANDARD AT CENTER COURT..........

FLAGS N BANNERS...........MOSH PIT OF HAPPYNESSSSSS..............

YES, NO LONGER TIRED............

BUT ALIVE AGAIN WITH

BLAZERMANIA...........

ALSO KNOWN AS THE

R!P c!TY s!knesssss!!!!!!!

52! ITS A YING YANG of old SCHOOL POWER!

BUCK WILLIAMS, ARTIS GILMORE......& NOW

the SaSQuatch........soon 2b

PLAYIN 52 PIK UP WIT KOBE & DUNCANS CHIKKLETS.....

THE CITY OF ROSES HAS ITS PRINCE!

SOON, VERY SOON 2B WARRIOR KING!

the GREAT ODEN.........

LORD of the RING!!!

welcome 2 R!P C!TY!!!

prepare for the siknessss,

its Spreading...

52

THERE IS NO RUSH TO MAKE A DEAL......... right now........you can get more mid season for whatever piece isn't fitting.......

but i believe we HAD everything in place when BILL RUSSELL Jr just happend to fall into our laps..........

WE ALREADY HAVE 2 SCORERS TOO LET HIM SIT BACK, SWAT SHOTS, CLEAN GLASS, & GET THE FAST BREAK STARTED.....

THE SCORERS ARE BRANDON (captain kirk jr) R.O.Y. & ZACH (24pts 11 rebs versus DOUBLE TEAMS) RANDOLPH.......

maybe EVEN LaMARCUS' OLAJUWON STYLE TURN AROUND JUMPER.........

EITHER WAY, ZACH WILL HAVE OPEN HIGHWAY TO SCORE, or HAVE ONE OF HIS BIG BROTHAS AT THE RIM FOR PUNISHMENT........ PUTTING NO PRESSURE TO SCORE ON EITHER YOUNG TWIN TOWER....

THE R.O.Y. will ONLY CONTINUE TO TAKE CHARGE........

I ALSO BELIEVE RODRIQUEZ WILL BECOME A GINOBLI STYLE DIMIN PG.......WITH JACK AS THE SCORING 6TH MAN...

AS FAR AS A SF...............WE HAVE OUTLAW, MARTELL, now healthy DARIUS, & UDOKA'S DEFENSE!!!

LET THEM SLUG IT OUT FOR THE PRIVLAGE OF PLAYIN WITH SASQUATCH.....

ODEN IS 19.........AND HE ALREADY DOMINATES....HE DOESN'T LOSE HOME GAMES.......

LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER BIG BRUTHAS AT THAT AGE.........THEIR BODIES DONT COME CLOSE...........HE IS A FREAK, THAT DOESNT LIKE TO LOSE, AND HES HUMBLE ABOUT IT CUZ HES ONLY 19.........

DURANT HAS THE BODY OF SAM BOWIE..........

DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE.......

DURANT WILL HAVE HANDS IN HIS FACE TOO.........TRACEY MCGRADY IS STACKIN UP CHAMPIONSHIPS HUH??? SO IS GARNETTS TRADE RUMORS.......



DRAFT SASQUATCH or BE HUMILIATED FOR ANOTHER 20 YEARS FOR BELIEVING HYPE.......



ps "its a SALAD MOBILE........"

ha

RIP CITY MANG!!!

FIRST OFF, WOULD MICHAEL EVER WHERE PURPLE LEG WARMERS????

ALSO, MICHAEL WOULD TAKE IMPORTANT SHOTS & DISH ONES TOO WITHOUT A BIG MAN............WITHOUT "AS MANY" B.S. CALLS......he did get em, But my Lord Kobe is BILL LAMBIER & RICK FOX'S LOVE CHILD.........BE A MAN, & STAND UP FOR THE TEAM THAT STOOD UP FOR YOU, U YELLOW BASTARD!!!!

I REMEMBER THEM CELTIC DEFENSES, & WOULDN'T REST A SPLIT SECOND WITHOUT HACKIN YOUR ASS LIKE A BENNI HANA DOOD ON CRACK.......

THEN MAKE SUM DRUNKEN MONKEY STYLE PLAY AT THE OTHER END IN THEIR LEPRACHAUN SHOES.......

IT WAS LIKE SOME UTAH JAZZ BLUE HAIR ALUMNI GAME ON ST PATTYS DAY..........AND THEY MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK.........

GETTIN CLOWNED BY DORKS..........AND THAT RACIST ASS BOSTON CROWD HOLLERIN DOWN ON THEIR RAT INFESTED WOODEN PIRATE PLANKS, THEY CALLED A COURT.....

& MICHAEL WOULD SWOOP IN WITH SUPER MANS TIGHT SHORTS ON, TOUNGE LASHIN THAT ASSSS.......

SHOWING PROPHETIC POTENTIAL THAT THEY COULD

NEVER EVER EVER EVVVVVVER................DUPLICATE or MATCH WITH ALL THAT KOBE BRYANTS PURPLE LEG WARMERS, DUNCANS SPRITE COMERCIALS, LeBRONS WITNESS SIGNS, etc. B.S. HYPE THEY COULD CRAM INTO A COMMERCIAL.....

ISH THAT MAKES YOUR MF HAIRS STAND UP IN SLOW MOTION........

IF YALL WEREN'T WITNESS TO THAT, THEN GO BUY YOUR TEEN BOP MAGAZINE WITH KOBE ON THE COVER.......... & PRY THE PAGES APART FOR THE ARTICLES........

DRAFT ODEN PRITCHARD, THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE ANOTHER MICHAEL.........

RIP CITY BABY!!!

HONK THIS!!!!

DONT BELIEVE THE DURANT HYPE!!!

ITS NOT EVEN A QUESTION!!!

DO YOU WANT SCORING TITLES???

OR NBA TITLES????

CUZ WITH BILL RUSSELL jr,, BRANDON ROY aka CAPTAIN KIRK JR MIGHT WIN BOTH!!!

LOOK AT PENNY, LOOK AT KOBE, THEY'VE DONE GREAT WITHOUT THEIR WARRIOR.......

LOOK AT PARKER, GINOBLI, LOOK AT THE HISTORY OF THE NBA................. THE ONLY "GREAT" CENTER TO NOT WHEN A TITLE WAS PATRICK EWING, BECAUSE THE KNICKS BRASS STILL DONT GET IT......

DURANT WOULD BE GREAT IF THEY PLAYED WITH 2 BALLS..............

ODEN DOESNT PLAY WITH 2 BALLS............HE USES HIS TOO DICTATE & DOMINATE GAMES...............BY MAKING HIS OPPONENTS SHAKE, SHRINK, RATTLE, & ROLL THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO HIM AS OFFERIN............& THEN THEY GO HOME ALONE & PUT KOBES PURPLE LEG WARMERS ON AND DRAW CIRCLES OF LIP STICK ON THEIR FACE..........MUTTERIN ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY........

HE HAS NEVER LOST A HOME GAME SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL PEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE HAS 850+ WINS & ONLY 16 AWAY LOSSES..............

DRAFT DURANT AND THEIR WILL BE RIOTS............IN SEATTLE AS THEY LAUGH THEMSELVES TO TITLES......... U WANNA BE DAT DUDE PRITCH????

U WANT "THE MAN" or A STICK BOY WITH A HOT SHOT(for now)?

I BOUGHT SEASON TICKETS..........& IF PRITCHARD WANTS TO DRAFT SAM BOWIE LARUE MARTIN JR................I WANT PRITCHARD TO TURN MY TICKET INTO SEATTLE ONES.........AND HAVE PAUL ALLEN TRADE ME HOUSES FOR MENTAL ANGUISH & PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGES.........

DO THE RIGHT THANG AND BRING US THE LORD OF THE RINGS..........

DUDES GOT THE BODY OF THE ADMIRAL IN HIS PRIME AT 18.........WHATS HE GONNA LOOK LIKE AT 25? LIKE A 7'1 BEN WALLACE??!!

HE IS SHAQ W/O THE FAT, AND HE CAN MAKE FREE THROWS!!! ONCE HE GETS CALLS, HE WILL BE UNSTOPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU NOT GET???

THE GREAT ODEN!!!

SaSQuatch is ALIVE & HUNGRY FOR YOUR SORRY ASS JUMPSHOTS!!!

RIP CITY BABY!!!

Oh yeah!!!! I GOT DA FEVER FO SUM BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!

OSU CWS DYNASTY!!!

WOOO HOOOO!!!

HONK THIS!!!!

DONT BELIEVE THE DURANT HYPE!!!

ITS NOT EVEN A QUESTION!!!

DO YOU WANT SCORING TITLES???

OR NBA TITLES????

CUZ WITH BILL RUSSELL jr,, BRANDON ROY aka CAPTAIN KIRK JR MIGHT WIN BOTH!!!

LOOK AT PENNY, LOOK AT KOBE, THEY'VE DONE GREAT WITHOUT THEIR WARRIOR.......

LOOK AT PARKER, GINOBLI, LOOK AT THE HISTORY OF THE NBA................. THE ONLY "GREAT" CENTER TO NOT WHEN A TITLE WAS PATRICK EWING, BECAUSE THE KNICKS BRASS STILL DONT GET IT......

DURANT WOULD BE GREAT IF THEY PLAYED WITH 2 BALLS..............

ODEN DOESNT PLAY WITH 2 BALLS............HE USES HIS TOO DICTATE & DOMINATE GAMES...............BY MAKING HIS OPPONENTS SHAKE, SHRINK, RATTLE, & ROLL THEIR GIRLFRIEND TO HIM AS OFFERIN............& THEN THEY GO HOME ALONE & PUT KOBES PURPLE LEG WARMERS ON AND DRAW CIRCLES OF LIP STICK ON THEIR FACE..........MUTTERIN ABOUT THEIR SEXUALITY........

HE HAS NEVER LOST A HOME GAME SINCE MIDDLE SCHOOL PEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE HAS 850+ WINS & ONLY 16 AWAY LOSSES..............

DRAFT DURANT AND THEIR WILL BE RIOTS............IN SEATTLE AS THEY LAUGH THEMSELVES TO TITLES......... U WANNA BE DAT DUDE PRITCH????

U WANT "THE MAN" or A STICK BOY WITH A HOT SHOT(for now)?

I BOUGHT SEASON TICKETS..........& IF PRITCHARD WANTS TO DRAFT SAM BOWIE LARUE MARTIN JR................I WANT PRITCHARD TO TURN MY TICKET INTO SEATTLE ONES.........AND HAVE PAUL ALLEN TRADE ME HOUSES FOR MENTAL ANGUISH & PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGES.........

DO THE RIGHT THANG AND BRING US THE LORD OF THE RINGS..........

DUDES GOT THE BODY OF THE ADMIRAL IN HIS PRIME AT 18.........WHATS HE GONNA LOOK LIKE AT 25? LIKE A 7'1 BEN WALLACE??!!

HE IS SHAQ W/O THE FAT, AND HE CAN MAKE FREE THROWS!!! ONCE HE GETS CALLS, HE WILL BE UNSTOPABLE!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO YOU NOT GET???

THE GREAT ODEN!!!

SaSQuatch is ALIVE & HUNGRY FOR YOUR SORRY ASS JUMPSHOTS!!!

RIP CITY BABY!!!

Oh yeah!!!! I GOT DA FEVER FO SUM BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!

OSU CWS DYNASTY!!!

WOOO HOOOO!!!

The Great Oden. May 22nd, 2007. A magical day. A day the EAST couldn't dictate or TAKE AWAY. NO BCS, NO BS. PORTLAND OREGON. A LAND OF CRYSTAL BLUE STREAMS, DEEP GREEN FORESTS, HEAVEN WHITE MOUNTAINS, & RIP CITY!

SASQUATCH IS REAL. HES COMING TO THE ROSE TO KICK ASS & COLLECT TROPHYS (WITHOUT BS CALLS, right KOBE?). YOU CAN RUN TO THE EAST, OR TAKE IT LIKE A MAN. YOU ALREADY CHASED AWAY YOUR WARRIOR. NOW BE PREPARED FOR KARMA. YOUR TRU YELLOW COLORS ARE

SHOWING. NOW YOU WILL BE STAINED WITH THE BLACK & RED OF RIP CITY!

yeah Durant can get off a shot in the post? UNTIL IT MEETS GREG ODENS PALM!! DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!!! IF YOU WANT TITLES, DRAFT BILL RUSSELL JR!!! IF YOU WANT meaningless "paper" SCORING TITLES, DRAFT KEVIN "kobe" DURANT. KOBE'S DONE REAL WELL WITHOUT HIS BIG GUY HUH?

DONT BELIEVE THE HYPE!!! THESE IDIOTS WOULD DRAFT LaRUE MARTIN ALL OVER AGAIN. HE IMPRESSED BLAZER BRASS TO. SHUT YOUR MOUTH & FINGERS, & DONT OVERTHINK IT! SASQUATCH(aka Shaq Jr without the Fat, Attitude, & FT making ability) WILL BRING TITLES. BOTTOM LINE!

PRITCHARD: IF YOU DO BELIEVE THE HYPE, GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR NEXT JOB SEARCH. DO THE RIGHT THING.

RIP CITY BABY!!!