True Backyard fodder and just another fine shining example of why the internet rocks. Dr. Smoov, whom I gather is a public access hero, placed this little number on Youtube. It splices together hours of GI Joe footage into a Biggy music video. Extremely well done. Come on now, dont tell me I am by myself in the venn diagram of Destro and Notorius fans!

A little Backyard treat as everyone heads out to the 80s club this weekend. The list is the "Top 10 Rap Songs That White People Love." And don't tell me you dont like rap, because I know you owned Jock Jams. (Nice bonus: Youtube videos included for all songs.)

Must be because there are none left. Either that, or dating Carl Pavano was the only move more regrettable than signing Carl Pavano.

Defying web physics, Golden State of Mind writes the first article about cheerleaders on the internet that doesn't have pictures.

Sung to the tune of Cat and the Cradle. Enjoy the rocket sauce.

Tough to get excited about a guy like Hillenbrand, but if your options are guys like Cairo, Josh Phelps and Mientkiewicz, then I guess I can understand. Actually, I take that back. Is this the best that they can do? Try harder Cashman.

Sheryl Crow is out trying to save the world, one square of toilet paper at a time. In her numerous suggestions on green living, she suggests using only one square of toilet paper, except for "those pesky occassions where 2 to 3 would be required." I am guessing the aftermath of that beer buzz early in the morning might count as one.

The fine ladies at GirlsOnSports can. There is a raging war that is starting to really get nasty between Bloggers and Sports Radio hosts. You can see some of the aftermath here. Plus you can click through the links to get all the juicy backstory. Looks like Sports Radio guys are starting to develop an inferiority complex (or may be they already had it).

Seperately, this is a pretty funny blog.... especially if you have a fetish for trash talking women.

Like you couldnt see it coming. Lidge was giving up more hits than Stallone's first fight with Clubber Lang. This is an intentionally short post so you have time to run to your league's waiver wire.

So far Girls Gone Wild has offered her $250,000 to host their series. There are also reports that Playboy and porn company Sugar DVD (rumored $500,000 offer) has also contemplated offering Antonella a shot at stardom now that her Idol run is over. Any suggestions on the right career move for the current internet search darling?

Alyssa Milano and MLB have made a deal to market her line of sports apparel for women at 11 MLB ballparks. Unfortunately, there has been no announcement to co-market the clothes with DVDs of Poison Ivy 2.

The link has her wearing a Yankees dress. Another pick is included here. http://www.thepinkseats.com/tags/alyssa_milano

Unless she actually comes with the purchase, its tough to imagine these outfits as big sellers.

This clip is hilarious. One can only hope that Jimmy Kimmel and George Takei continue to save the world one Public Service Announcement at a time.

Basaball Hall of Famer, George Kell was cited over the weekend for a hit and run accident. Kell is 84. Kell was a ten time all-star and once beat out Ted Williams for the batting title in the closest race in baseball history (decided by .00015 points). That's sure is some fine trivia, now revoke the geezer's license so our highways can be safe (for the children of course).

With the earlier article on Yardbarker discussing the Helton/Red-Sox deal, you may be wondering who the hell Manny Delcarmen is (other then one of the faces that the Sox would have to move to get Helton). Well, your wish is my command. Here's a bio of Manny with links to further get to know the former top prospect.

So the only thing more entertaining then watching one moron inflict pain on himself is watching two morons simultaneously inflict pain on themselves. Enter this chick slapping fight. Not sure what they are trying to prove other then their own stupidity, but congratulations, you convinced me.