A look at the two presidential candidates from a White Sox fan's perspective.

There are many things I can say I don't like about Hawk Harrelson, but far and away his most annoying habit is arguing balls and strikes.

The Bulls are in hot water over the hiring of Vinny Del Negro.

Charles Barkley has an Anchorman moment when Ernie Johnson tricks him into reading "I'm a dumbass" off the teleprompter.

Not all women are disgusted by the White Sox using blow-up dolls, and Panger takes Carol Slezak to task for making such a big deal out of it.

Finally somebody on Cedric Benson's boat comes out supporting Cedric's version of the story.

For the second straight day, Jim Leyland says he's going to make changes to his lineup.

Ozzie Guillen's latest tirade

What really happened to Cedric Benson on that boat.

"And this leads me to the one thing that pisses me off more than anything else. Buzz Bissinger is arrogant enough to truly believe anything he's ever written has some sort of value in the world. It doesn't. At the end of the day, nothing he's ever written, nothing Will Leitch has ever written, and nothing I've ever written will ever mean anything. Trust me, one hundred years from now nobody will be saying, "Man, Buzz Bissinger's Friday Night Lights changed the world."

That Buzz thinks otherwise is what truly makes him the Asshole Of The Week. Congratulations, Buzz. I hope you're dumber for having read this."

If any team not named the Colts or Patriots want to win the Super Bowl this season, they only have one option: Take out the quarterback.

Jay Mariotti has reduced himself to stealing jokes from bloggers.

An actual transcript of what was said between Carlos Zambrano and Michael Barrett to cause the fight.

Seriously, Mike. You bury them in shallow graves on the property?

A.J. Pierzynski is worried that his reputation is going to shorten his time in Chicago.