Repent ye and accept him as your Savior!

The Kitsap Sun reports the man returned to his home Friday and found the crucified squirrel in a plastic bag on his porch.

Squirrel Nailed To Cross In Bremerton (Seattle Times)

Yes that's right. The guys at FreeDarko got serious about this blogging thing and decided to write a pretty excellent book.

It's called The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac and the one Seattle-based writer, Bethlehem Shoals, is hosting a book release party. We're all invited (I may take that new chick from logistics).

Constable Echelon has already scooped [...]

Sager Bombs

In news from the world of successful football teams, Vanderbilt will be going to a bowl game for the first time in 26 years after they racked up win #6 last weekend.A I for one could not be prouder of the Dores.A The lil' team that could might have saved Steve Spurrier's jobA (and maybe [...]

Echelon

Dave Cameron, one of the geniuses behind USS Mariner, is up for a $10,000 blogging scholarship.

To be decided bya??.random people on the internet.

Voting goes through Thursday, and of 20 candidates the race appears to have come down to two: Mr. Cameron, and someone who is backed by Daily Kos. The [...]

Kurt Warner Cheered On By Wire-Haired Man-Goblin

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34927

Fig Jam

At 7a??0a?? tall, Joe Wolfinger's problem on the basketball court is an obvious one:A He's not big enough.A Never has that been more clear than during last night's game wherein the University of Washington was defeated by the University of Portland.A A

Late in the game, with the score tight and the teams locked in a [...]

One is loathe to draw too many conclusions from inferior opposition, but as I watch Gonzaga's Austin Daye eat up the Montana State Yellowjacketsa??I see the future. Believe the hype. This kid can score on anyone.

Comparisons have been made to Adam Morrison, which I can see - they're both lanky shooters who my friends seem [...]

Constable Echelon

Things haven't been so great for Washington basketball in the post Brandon Roy era. Three years ago Washington was a Mike Jensen foul away from a date with George Mason in the Elite 8. All in all, a plum program elevating opportunity squandered.

Scout.com

No worries though, because Washington had elite post [...]

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Will he just please sign that mufuckin letter of intent already?

A memorial for the Tuba Man/Guy, Ed McMichael, will take place 6:30 tonight at the Qwest Field Event Center.A Parking is free in the stadium lot and parking garage.A Doors open at 5:30. Seahawks CEO Tod Leiweke and Mariners president Chuck Armstrong, along some vaguely familiar radio people, Robin & Maynard, will be among [...]

Hello blawg fans!

With two games to play, Oregon State controls their destiny for the Pac-10's BCS slot after humbling the Bruins. They'll have to earn it though, with Cal and Oregon looming to close out their schedule. USC's defense neutered Cal in a 17-3 win to keep their title hopes alive. UW [...]

Running segment alert. Constable Echelon thinks Ben Roethlisberger is wildly overrated and whenever recent on (or off) field events prove that point expect to read about it on H&F.

I hope one day the NFL Network runs a day of Ben Roethlisberger ineptitude. All the classic blunders back to back to back ad infinitum. [...]

Brandon Roy added to his Resume of awesome things last night with a clutch performance against the Houston Rockets.A B-Roy scored the final 5 points for the Blazers in overtime.A The first 2 came off a sweet 20-ft. turnaround to put the Blazers up 98-96.A The Rockets came down and Yao Ming hit an and-one [...]

Constable Echelon/everyone

Part of me worried I had unrealistic hopes for Isaiah Thomas. I'm not worried anymore.

Thomas led the Huskies with 27 points in their 105-85 exhibition win against Western Washington Thursday night. 27 efficient points on 9-12 shooting. And it easily could have been more. On future nights a couple more [...]

Hello blawg fans!

Fig Jam is out this week. Pinch hitting in his place, please welcome Dank the Tank! On zero notice Dank agreed to swing by my place to do the show, and we knocked it out. In a couple of one-ers, no less. (Show biz talk for one take, no [...]