Any time a school can hire a high profile alumnus, it seems to work out well. The only question here is how much Neuheisel's baggage will prevent him from making UCLA competitve.

Randy Moss fake-mooning the Packers crowd was "disgusting", but Joe has no problem asking Paul Rudd to remove his pants in the back of a taxi cab while drinking a Bud tallboy.

Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, and Bill Cowher has plenty of coaches feeling uneasy.

San Francisco winning means New England's surrogate draft pick slides. Rejoice with me.

In other news Dick Cheney will be investigating allegations of wrongdoing against Halliburton.

NFL fans rejoice! Sports bars cringe! The NFL will allow CBS and NBC to simulcast Saturday's Pats @ Giants game. Is this a sign a weakness for the NFL Network? We argue no.

What are the Redskins thinking offering Gibbs an extension? I think I figured it out.

Officials in the Poinsettia Bowl should have read our extensive review of the rules regarding the plane of the end zone (which Ed Hochuli contributed to). Then they would not have jobbed Navy. See that article here: http://east-coast-bias.blogspot.com/2007/10/plane-of-goal-line.html

Three UNC football players picked a bad time to sober up...with sexy results. WARNING: involves bondage and crotch biting. Clay Aiken not (yet) involved.

Roger Clemens' attorney is telling anyone who alleges he used steroids to find a good attorney. ECB explains the law behind defamation of character lawsuits, and explains why Roger could never hope to win one.

First Dukie V was befallen by throat lesions, now Stu Scott has revealed that a cancerous mass was found in his abdomen during an emergency appendectomy. Stay cooler than the other side of the pillow Stu.

Oops, sorry Rich McKay. I got you fired for no reason. Now Parcells has Randy Mueller, the GM in Miami, uncomfortable after news breaks The Tuna wants in there.

This is an...interesting...theory on how Dukie V got those throat lesions in the first place. Safe for work, but with mature textual content.

Try to follow: Mora said on a radio show that he wanted the U-Wash job, so he was fired and replaced with Bobby Petrino, who left for a college job. In a show of loyalty to Vick, Matt Schaub was traded. Now Parcells has been offered a front office job, even though Atlanta GM Rich McKay threatened to quit TB in 1996 if the Glazers hired the Tuna. Dungy got the job instead.

In the long list of underachieving siblings in sports and other walks of life, add Britney's sister Jamie Lynn Spears. She's pregnant at 16.