Raptors alumni Charles Oakley and Jalen Rose were winners of their respective Mad Libs quote-offs. How will we choose our champion?

Signs of May: The flowers are blooming, birds are chirping, and GMs are conducting exit interviews. Sigh.

Looking at the positives for next year's edition of the Raptors. Oooh, a Roko Ukic sighting!

Next, Sam Mitchell will call Orlando a "gosh-forsaken heckhole."

Toronto crowd rocks the Orlando Magic while serenading their point guard.

Welcome to Eliminationville. Population: Raptors.

NBA Blah Day -- for those of us who suffer because of our teams. Ideas to chase away your NBA blues.

Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh / Another lonely day, with none here but Seattle / More loneliness than any fan could bear / Rescue them before they fall into despair

Jeff performs a season-ending Q & A on Jack Cobra. This Bulls/Raptors pregame chat involves Joakim Noah, Kirk Hinrich and Andres Nocioni.

Primoz Brezec and Jalen Rose face off in the second match of the Mad Libs Quote Off series.

Two games left for the Raptors to clinch sixth in the East. Please comply, Sixers, Cavs and Heat.

Three out of four Pistons bloggers want to face the gangsta Raptors. One out of one Magic blogger prefers Philly.

A way for the NBA to make lottery teams more watchable this time of year.

Raptors-Bucks Pregame questions include: Maurizio Gherardini as GM? Charlie Villanueva -- a starter? Jim Todd and Ben Linus -- separated at birth?

NBA Blah Day: a specially designated vacation day you'd take when your team is depressing you. What would you do on NBA Blah Day? Send me your ideas and I'll post them on April 22.