This shouldn't surprise anyone. What is surprising is that O.J. plans to finish out the academic semester. Good luck in the NBA, Mayo. Keep in mind, though, that players at the next level will often be better than you, and at times you'll have to -- GASP -- pass the ball. You'll also probably have to let your coach have your cell phone #.

Smush Parker has his hands full during this video shoot, which featured a handful of scantily clad models who may or may not mind being groped by the 5-points-per-game "star."

The Red Sox and Dodgers will play an exhibition March 29 at the Los Angeles Coliseum... in front of 115,000 fans. "The left field fence at the Coliseum is only 200 feet from home plate. But don't get too excited; they're going to add a 62-foot-high screen to make a Green Monster Jr."

It will be the first-ever MLB game played in front of a six-figure crowd.

Featuring Orel Hershiser and a bunch of other clowns in terrible satin jackets. "C'mon, let's rock tonight; we're gooooooooing right out of our minds; let's boogie tonight; do the baseball boogie tonight!"

One way to celebrate a bachelor party: Get drunk and join a horse race already in progress; try to outrun the horses down the stretch and then belly-flop across the finish line. No word yet on whether the guy's wedding, which was scheduled for the following day, commenced as planned.

Cosmetic-surgery disaster.