Most outfielders with extraordinary arms get converted into pitchers. This is what happens when pitchers get converted into outfielders. Funny how a guy can't throw a strike from 60 feet but can throw one from 200 feet.

This week Baseball Canada was informed by one of the Houston Astros' farm clubs, Lexington, that their hitting coach Stubby Clapp would not be made available for Canada's trip to the Beijing Olympics.

Out of the graveyard and into fantasy players hearts, Jack Cust was recently named the AL player of the week. Its time to get back on the Cust bandwagon.

With a 3-0 record and a 1.54 ERA over his past three starts, and available is most leagues, is Sonnanstine a legitimate fantasy sleeper?

In honour of Cinco de Mayo, I thought I would take a look at two of the big stories of last year in the Mexican League - Karim Garcia and Jose Lima. What are they up to now?

That's the headline from the Mexican Baseball League's official site. We've taken their official retirement write-up and translated it over to old fashioned english.

In a story reminiscent of Crash Davis from the movie Bull Durham, this week, Campeche Pirates' infielder Javier Robles became the second player in Mexican League history (after Martin Sotelo) to hit 200 home runs.

The other day the Big Hurt hit a triple! When was the last time this "Vitamin B" taking behemoth hit one?

That's what the search results on Google and Wikipedia say. With screen caps

Who is the American League Player of the Week? John Gibbons. Why?

Because he kicked the Big Hurt's ass right out of the park!

It's Friday. That means the beginning of fresh series', intriguing match-ups, and plenty of fantasy goodness.

K. Lohse (1-0, 0.00) SF: B. Zito (0-2, 6.30)

The Giants WILL be the worst team in the Major's at the end of the season, even though Nostradamus himself would laugh at how amateur that prediction is. Watching Barry Zito now, is like watching a train wreck. He had a horrendous spring, but there's always that, "Well, he's just working out new pitches.. getting himself into game shape.." That just isn't true. Zito is this bad, and his hook hangs in the air like the last pitch that Henry Rowengartner throws in Rookie of the Year.. except players are mashing it. The Giants offense could easily be shut down by a AA Team on any given night, and Zito will not win his 1st of the year tonight.

Former Jays third sacker Ed Sprague has admitted steroid use.

Sprague also admited he used amphetamines, also known as "greenies" in baseball circles.

Down in Dunedin I lucked into catching rehab assignments for BJ Ryan, Gustavo Chacin & Armando Benitez. Is Ryan ready to rejoin your fantasy roster? Exclusive notes & photos within.

I believe, 'Obiter Dictum', accurately describes what my fantasy columns and articles will represent. I'll voice my opinions, speak confidently without regard, and toss out stunning predictions and analysis. That being said, should any of my statements not pan out to the best of my fantasy knowledge, insert 'Obiter Dictum', and it suddenly isn't a binding thought and has no bearing on the success or demise of your fantasy career…In all actuality, however; I'll gladly take responsibility for the advancement or annihilation of your fantasy leagues… I just like using the word, 'Obiter Dictum'

Highlights of the home opener included the return of the baby blues, the addition of Roberto Alomar and a ~surprise member~ to the level of excellence, streakers and a Blue Jays win. Here is my detailed account.