That's right, it wasn't pot in Michael Vick's water bottle but a pot 'a gold. Maybe a couple diamond ear studs, too.

Speaking publicly for the first time since the infamous water bottle incident at the Miami airport last January, Vick explained Thursday that he had jewelry and other valuables in the hidden compartment...

Dempster says he wants to be a ninja. Apparently, that's his idea of humor. I'd say keep your day job, Ryan, but when your 2006 record is 1-9 with a 4.9 ERA, a sense of humor is probably your best option. And why aim for Mariano Rivera when you can fill the hole left by Richard Jeni? (Too soon?)

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