Ronny Turiaf is no longer a Laker. Yep. I said it. Weird. Get over it. I know. Life may not go on as we know it. Trust me. I definitely feel it.

David Beckham sure likes keepin' his mug on the celeb rags. And this week is no different. He's back hitting the town, minus that orange thing...err...his wife....out gettin' his freaky-deaky on. You may remember when he got his perv on...

Alex Rodriguez's lovely wife Cynthia is doing her best to spend-spend-spend while A-Rod is packin'-packin'-packin' that 49 year-old Madonna ass. She recently jaunted to Paris with godparents and daughter, spent lavishly, and spa'ed it up on the A-Rod tab...

As I've noted repeatedly on this thing called a blog, my career as a finance director for a major publishing company is coming to an official close this Friday. My current company was acquired by an east coast publisher and about two months ago I was asked to relocate to Boston from San Diego. Which may have been [...] more...

Tiger Woods fought the pain of an ACL tear at the U.S. Open last week by keepin' energized throwing back cortisone shots vicodin apples. Those lil', sometimes sweet, buggers kept the dude crankin'. Now, you too get some of that Tiger apple juice by bidding on Tiger's chawed apple cores for the low cost of $6...oh, my bad...that's [...] more...

It's Lenny Kravitz's butt-crack!!  Yes! That's right! Stop the presses! Stock the cupboards with lots of water and canned goods! Have sex with your hot cousin! Only eat one serving of vegetables a day!Â

TMZ reported Lenny was in Prague with his butt-crack. Annnd he drives in cars. Riveting!

With fuzzy little yellow balls being smacked around at Wimbledon this month, officials have become fed up with flying rats...umm....pigeons dumping on the spectators. So, as a deterrent, flying marksman....umm...hawks...had been deployed to scare the shitting menace from the sky. But...it didn't quite work. So, real marksman have been hired to shoot the crappin' beasts from the area. more...

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After the Laker's humiliating loss to the Celtics last week in the NBA Finals, Kobe Bryant and fam took off to Cabo San Lucas to enjoy some time in the sun, R&R, and pervy paparazzi to capture the moment for us voyeurs back in the States. As you can see from the photos, Colorado concierges [...]

As you may have noticed, PartMule is part of a network of sports blog sites called Yardbarker. Simply, it's a grouping of knuckleheads that like to write about sports, celebrity, and creatively stupid stuff.   It's also a place where avid sports fans can get up-to-the-minute information on sports, celebrity, and sometimes creatively stupid stuff. more...

The sports world's favorite gambler, Charles Barkley, is displaying some uncharacteristic self-control nowadays. Making the rounds at the various celebrity golf tournaments this early-summer, Barkley has been staying away from the tables in lieu of keeping us amazed with his atrocious skills on the links.

David Beckham took his kids to Disneyland recently to enjoy a day of fun-in-the-sun, rides, food, and checking out the exhibits. Park officials were pleased to have the celebrity on the grounds, but were later disappointed when photos surfaced of him dragging one of the wax caricatures from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Contacted by the park later, Beckham claimed it was only his wife and a complete misunderstanding. The Orange County Sheriff Forensics Unit is currently investigating the incident and analyzing the photos...

A few days ago, Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling fired off some disparaging comments about Kobe Bryant from his blog 38 PITCHES, which I reported HERE. Well, Kobe is firing back about his tactics in firing up his teammates and on who he now supports in the NL East. The NY Post has the goods...

As the NBA season winds down, I've taken the liberty of assembling what I consider to be the NBA's All-Time Ugly Team for your end-of-week entertainment.

My subjective review and settling on the "hideous requirements" took me through extensive research, time-consuming waffling on the make-up of the list, and exhaustive Internet research to come up with what I consider the most horrific ten players to ever lace up a basketball shoe. As you can imagine, those 15 minutes of Google images searches was incredibly draining. But, I think I'll survive....

The Los Angeles Lakers took Game 3 of the NBA Finals from the Boston Celtics 87-81. The Lakers cut the series lead to 2-1 and Paul Pierce magically didn't have to be carried from the floor with a split-end. But, he did manage to shoot an atrocious 2 for 14 and come-back to this planet I like to refer to as Earth....

Dallas Cowboy's newly re-signed wide-receiver Terrell Owens — he of $13 million guaranteed, and $27 million over three years – missed a little thing called a drug test a few weeks back, but was still signed by Jerry Jones to the deal. The incident is being blamed on a "communication problem involving cell phone numbers" and has led Owens to now have to participate random testing in the league's "reasonable cause" testing program...