Rotowhine is pleased to present its newest Guest Contributor, Brad Rysz of RotoExperts.com. Brad stops by to help Jeff and Greg with some tough fantasy football decisions as the season is bearing down on them and they are feeling a little tied to the tracks.

Rotowhine continues to strive to bring you the best and most negative fantasy football content on the web in preparation for what is sure to be a horrific season. Keep ya head up and check out Jeff's 10 Guys to Avoid in this week's Complaint Desk.

It's getting to the point where I look at self-proclaimed fantasy football experts in the same way I look at members of the Evangelical Church - in absolute horror. Remember in elementary school when our teachers would tell the kids who sucked in certain sports that participation was the most important thing? Well for me, participation in fantasy football is reminiscent of trying to climb that idiotic rope in gym class, as I did so using the upper body strength of a pinwheel.

When it comes to fantasy football, only 99 percent of it is luck, so you better be prepared to use that final percentage point to your advantage. If you trust your instincts, you will either fail or succeed. If you study your depth charts and cheat sheets for six hours each night for three weeks leading up to your draft, you will either fail or succeed. If you hop around on one leg to the beat of Neil Diamond's "Cracklin' Rosie", you will either fail or succeed, and I'd like to see that. Email me. If you read this article of breakout candidates, you will only succeed. Unless you fail.

Having already completed Rounds 1 through 5 of their hotly anticipated Fantasy Football Mock Draft, the guys at Rotowhine decided to build the suspense for Rounds 6-10 by waiting nearly a month in between. What follows is the result of thousands of hours doing no research whatsoever. In fact, Jeff and Greg are likely to discuss more baseball and basketball than football in the below prose. Fear not however - this analysis comes with a sheen of expertise as Jeff won the championship in all three of his leagues last year and Grega€¦ well, Greg also owns a computer and can get on the internet. Enjoy.

Jeff and Greg flip the pigskin around for their first NFL mock fantasy draft, and not a moment too soon. With both of their baseball seasons careening into a dark chasm, the colicky couple need to be pacified, and fast. Neither of them have done a stitch of research for this draft, but they both believe that gives them a strategic advantage. Who the hell can predict anything in football? Not these two, but that's not going to stop them from trying.

I'm being continuously knocked to the canvas in my baseball league, and I don't know if I'm going to be able to keep getting up. On Tuesday night at some point, I fell into ninth place in my 10-team league. Ninth place! I was in third place a few weeks ago.

The flurry of activity on NBA Draft Day has me a little wobbly. Starting with the Jermaine O'Neal trade, and ending this morning with the O.J. Mayo- Kevin Love swap, the fantasy implications from June 26, 2008 will be far-reaching. Let's break down the trades and make some mental notes for next season.

Jermaine O'Neal is in the news today, and the mere mention of his name turns my spine to jelly. The Pacers have apparently had enough and have shipped the Human Knee Strain to Toronto for T.J. Ford and a draft pick.

Jeff and Greg reconvene for another session of Rotowhine's "On the Couch", just in time for the NBA Draft. Follow along throughout the day on Wednesday and feel free to participate in the comments section.

June is trickling to a conclusion and I'm still not ready to face fantasy football. Most web sites already have 12 mock drafts and cheat sheets featuring things like individual defensive players and celebrity girlfriends. Me, I'm just trying to remember what team LaDainian Tomlinson plays for at this point. I'm close to ready, though. I really need a new distraction now that the NBA playoffs are over and I'm stuck in solitary confinement with my fantasy baseball team. It seems appropriate to move on to football now that I'm basically ready to punt my baseball season.

Last night very well could turn out to be the turning point of my season. Things were going well on Friday afternoon. I woke up in third place, an impossible climb from the muck of mediocrity. Then, to top things off, Kerry Wood actually got a win for me.

It's time for the first installment of the new Rotowhine feature "On the Couch", where Jeff and Greg, unable to function in the confines of a normal life, turn to each other for psychological fantasy advice. They are both lying prone, and prone to whining, in the Rotowhine virtual shrink's office.

My vaunted vacation theory - that an object's velocity is derivative of the object's position in respect to the object's fantasy team going nuts when the object is on vacation - is officially retired. It may work like a charm for some of you. Hell, a few of you might have disappeared into the Caribbean permanently. But when the theorist himself - me - can no longer get behind the idea, it's over.

As someone who grew up worshipping Larry Bird and the '80s Celtics, the NBA Finals bring back some of the only good memories from my childhood. Am I as passionate now as I was then? You would think I'd have a better appreciation of a winning Celtics team, since it has been so long. But as you'll see from my Finals Preview, I haven't really grown up gracefully.