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Dumb Wife Seeks Help From Apple

This is an actual question posted on the Apple Support Forums:

Pictures automatically attach to e-mail?

Please help! I took my husband's i-phone and found a raunchy picture of him attached to an e-mail to a woman in his sent e-mail file (a Yahoo account). When I approached him about this (I think that he is cheating on me) he admitted that he took the picture but says that he never sent it to anyone...

Ocho Cinco Calls out Brett Favre

Did anyone else hear Chad Johnson's remarks during half time of last night's football game? I heard it loud and clear. When asked about what he learned during the off season he said "For everybody starting out in the league or playing on the other 31 teams if you're not a qb in this league...

TNA Wants Palin  

Governor Sarah Palin has received an offer of $50,000 to take an honorary role at TNA (Total Nonstop Action Wrestling). The offer is to have her appear at the December 7th PPV event in Orlando, Florida as an honorary member of "The Beautiful People" and they are offering to fly her and husband Todd Palin down from Alaska. This begs the question: Why?

Ryan Leaf Just Can't Get A Break  

Ryan Leaf is often labeled as one of the great disappointments of the NFL. He played for WSU (which I will loudly state is my LEAST favorite college team ever) and after leaving the Cougs he went on to play for the Chargers, Buccaneers, Cowboys and Seahawks all within his short 4 year career. Not hacking it in the NFL he has become a college coach at West Texas A&M where he's the QB coach and Men's Golf Coach. So what's the newest headline:

Brady Quinn's Debut  

Holy sh@t it's really happening! After seeing him stump for John McCain and chug his Myoplex shakes on TV we finally get to see him play football. The Cleveland Browns have finally made the leap and will start Brady Quinn at QB against the Denver Broncos on Thursday night. Yes, they say it's because Derek Anderson has gone 3-5 for the start of the season and their going to try Quinn, but we all know the real reason they're doing it now. Why not, you're going against the Denver Broncos. Relax Denver fans I'm not bashing the team. I'm one the biggest Bronco's fans there is but you've got to admit our defense is awful...

'Melo Goes GQ

I'm a huge Carmelo Anthony fan so when I flipped on the Nuggets game Saturday night against the Lakers and saw him I had to do a double take. The twins have left the building in Denver. Allen Iverson and Carmelo Anthony were always what I referred to as the "twins" with their braids and their tats. Now Melo has shaved off his hair and is looking good. My first glimpse of him was with a serious expression on his face and the new hair I thought, "wow he looks even tougher than before." Ok, I'll be honest I thought he looked like thug for the first time...

Artist Jack Vettriano Won't Paint Men With Breasts

No one really wants to see man boobs, but there are certain people that you overlook this physical attribute due to their sports contributions. Apparently this is not the case for world famous artist Jack Vettriano. He was contacted by the National Galleries of Scotland to paint golfer Colin Montgomerie but declined saying, "I don't do men with breasts."

Athletes Have Higher Sperm Count - Fewer Brain Cells

Yesterday's Chicago Tribune reported that a federal judge has dismissed a Bankruptcy case for Jason Caffey, former Chicago Bulls player. So what you ask? Well this opened the door for the mothers (yes plural) of his 10 children to sue him for child support. We are talking about 10 kids with 8 different women. WOW! That puts him in the top tier of the Baby Mama Drama Club just above Travis Henry...

Playboy Playmate Supports Phillies  

2007 Playboy Miss May Shannon James brings hope to the Phillies World Series Run. Well, maybe not, but she is at least worth looking at. I would love to tell you more about Shannon but it seems she has nothing interesting to talk about after visiting her website and Myspace page...

Goalie Injured By Carpet, NHL Gets A Headline

Anyone looking for a reason to dislike Sarah Palin, or point fingers at her, will surely pick up on this story. But they would be wrong. because she is in fact helping the sport of hockey.

St. Louis Blues goalie Manny Legace had to leave Friday nights game against the LA Kings after just one period because of an injured hip. How did he injure it? By slipping on a carpet that had been laid out for Vice-Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin and her family for the ceremonial drop of the puck. Legace was the first player out on the ice after Palin exited and slipped on the carpet. He played the first period but was in pain, so he did not return after intermission...

A 73 Year Old Playing College Hoops?

Now, I've officially seen it all. 73 year old Ken Mink will be playing basketball this season for Roane State Junior College in Tennessee. He claims he was wrongfully kicked of his college hoops team 53 years ago and the drive has lingered with him all this time. After shooting around in his yard he realized he still "had it" and wanted to try and play again. He tried out for the team and made it. Coach Randy Nesbit says they are giving Mink "closure" to the situation...

Today On ESPN

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I Love Jason Whitlock  

Okay, maybe love is strong word buta€¦I can say it, I'm a girl. Anyways in today's column on FoxSports Jason Whitlock ends his list with:

1. Is anything more enjoyable than watching the Cowboys bomb and T.O. implode on the sideline?

As I said last week, Jerry Jones knows talent and is willing to pursue it. He knows nothing about winning chemistry and how to build it or maintain it.

This is classic! Whitlock is a man who is not worried about his job and doesn't have a muzzle put on him. I can see why he works for FoxSports and not ESPN. He could never get away with this style over at the Nazi (oops, did I say that) run Third Reich called ESPN.

Goodbye Gina Carano and Kimbo Slice  

Well it looks like Gina Carano and Kimbo Slice just weren't enough for viewers. According to Fox Sports EliteXC and ProElite have filed for bankruptcy. They are reporting today that "all of the company's employees will be released from their respective contracts."

The Fight Network is reporting that, "while top officials with the company have yet to confirm the reports, nobody with ProElite has been quoted as disputing them. Given the nature of the content, one would think that the company would be assertive in response to such news if it were erroneous."

Carrie Ann Stroupe Is A Bad-Bad Girl  

So my husband discovered this girl that he finds extremely hot, Carrie Ann Stroupe. Here's is his post about her:

Carrie Ann loves her Patron, and according to the video below, it may have gotten her in a bit of trouble when she moved to L.A. The former Miss United States Teen oddly admits that she was once young, dumb and full...
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