After numerous stump speeches across the country where Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin would enter the stage to Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher", Warner Bros. Records has requested that the campaign stop using the song as it implies an endorsement by the members of Van Halen.

In tonight's interview with Charles Gibson on ABC, Sarah Palin was asked if she was ready to assume the responsibilities of being Vice President of the United States, specifically how she would fight the war on terrorism...

Highest rape rate for a state? High for incest too? What else?

Official legal documents were acquired today which stated the details of the separation between Boston Red Sox catcher, Jason Varitek, and his wife, Karen...

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McCain spokesperson Tucker Bounds told reporters today that due to the increased questioning about Palin's unmarried, 17-year-old daughter Bristol...

America's superstar swimmer has finally been able to see what the world has to offer.

People who love to kill animals should not label themselves as 'pro-life'.

Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska introduced herself to America before a roaring crowd at the Republican National Convention on Wednesday night as "just your average hockey mom" who was as qualified as Santa Claus to run Christmas this year...

Um, yeah...ladies and gentlemen, your new Vice President.

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"Chicks, man," said Joel McHale from E's Talk Soup.

It is being reported this evening that NY Mets' All-Star closer, Billy Wagner is out indefinitely due to pain and swelling in his pitching elbow...

After a thorough review by a nine-member panel at the New York City Civilian Review Board yesterday, it was ruled by a 6-3 margin that New York Mets' third baseman, David Wright's girlfriend, Molly Beers, has enough positive qualities to masturbate about. "We feel that Ms. Beers assets are worthy of late nights spent with your laptop and some quiet time," said Ernest Rabinowicz, one of the panel voters...

In retaliation for the inappropriate "slanty eyes" team photo of Spain's men's basketball team, each member of the Chinese men's basketball team has contracted genital herpes, which is a traditional rite of passage for all young males in Spain...