Some people love puppies and some love cats,

They may love shoes or they may love hats.

Cars and things and tools and cash,

Bars and rings and pools and ass.

But one thing we know is on Anna Kournikova's mind,

Is a box full of balls under her behind.

[rankings]

Gestured during the first half a 100-62 Michigan State win against Idaho Sunday, in East Lansing, Mich

Began dancing to the "Y.M.C.A."

Simulated what it would be like if he was pregnant

Felt the groove and is doing the robot

Learned karate

Slow danced with a ghost partner to the tune of his favorite Frank Sinatra jam

Called a technical on [...]

Editor's Note: Now more than halfway point of the college football season, The Sports Culture has taken the liberty to release its own premiere BCS ranking system . . . based on your school's ugly ass cheerleaders.

Each team in the Pac-10, SEC and Big 12 will get their chance at earning your ranking.

Depending on where [...]

Chase Daniel could be one lucky bastard if he tries out that whole intra-athletic department dating idea.

TheDirty published a photo today of a member of the University of Missouri's swimming and diving team.

They say she's the one right of the dude a?" who earned our hard-earned check mark of approval.

Not quite sure whether the rest [...]

If you'll remember, we broke down the gang signs of the NFL and of Brandon Jennings for you.

And in case you didn't notice, the OJ Mayo is just as hood. Juice is a nice guy, but he's filthy with the hand signals. TSC Investigators have decoded the signs so you know what they mean next [...]

The fact that President Bush is flashing the trident, Arizona State's version of the shocker, doesn't really surprise us. After all, he's got the national champion track team with him, and he's doing his best to blend in with the group. No harm done.

What does shock us, however, is the fact that several of the [...]

Yes, do as Brandon Jennings does.

Average 18.3 minutes and 7.6 points per game over nine games in Europe, and get your own T-shirts, shoes, and enough money to buy as many Gucci bags as your closet will hold.

Rome sweet home.

Held his partner, Sinead Kerr, upside down during their Ice Dance Free Dance during the Eric Bompard Trophy Figure Skating Grand Prix at Bercy arena in Paris on Saturday.

Received public fellatio.

Wished he could get hard to enjoy his fellatio, but it's just too damn cold.

Said, "peek-a-boo!"

Got his right hand stuck. Where'd it go?

As huge fans of the Stephen. A Smith Heckling Society movement, we would like to give a shout-out to this belated election notice. How-ev-ah, despite discovering this almost two weeks away after the election, it's still worth the watch given the excess sports (and Slava Medvedenko) references.

Editor's Note: Now more than halfway point of the college football season, The Sports Culture has taken the liberty to release its own premiere BCS ranking system . . . based on your school's ugly ass cheerleaders.

Each team in the Pac-10, SEC and Big 12 will get their chance at earning your ranking.

Depending on where [...]

Here's a recipe for some quick 3rd-grade humor: Replace "bass" and "fish" with "bitch," and substitute "him" with "her" and "he" with "she."

Rinse and repeat.

Ok, so this was less than a half-court battle, best to three points and Michael Jordan's "Flight School." MJ was just having a good time and giving maybe 10 percent effort. He also hit two long balls when his opponent, CEO and Chairman John Rogers if Ariel Investments, got his buckets with layups.

But the fact [...]

It's in the rumor stages right now, but that's what we work with the best. Word on the street is that Alex Rodriguez recently bought a Roles Royce for Madonna.

Not that it's uncommon to shower your new boo bear in gifts to show your affection, but with a Roles Fucking Royce?

May as well rip the [...]

Editor's Note: Now more than halfway point of the college football season, The Sports Culture has taken the liberty to release its own premiere BCS ranking system . . . based on your school's ugly ass cheerleaders.

Each team in the Pac-10, SEC and Big 12 will get their chance at earning your ranking.

Depending on where [...]

Great. As I'm blasting the "Iris" solo chorus on iTunes, this tool below has to go ahead and ruin life, since ESPN.com forgot to place a stop button on my fucking computer.

Don't fuck with the Goo Goo Dolls