If you followed my NHL playoff picks, I did pretty well. Correctly predicted 11/15 series winners. How will I do in baseball? Who knows. Who cares. But if you're itching to keep reading, it's because you're a gambler just a click away from online betting.

Wright, Delgado, Beltran, Reyes, Santana, Glavine, Pedro, Wagner. Wow. Basically, an all-star team. Although Santana is an awesome pitcher (he also single handedly won me a pool a few years ago), it's good to see him not advance to the playoffs. Money hungry prick.

Brush up your dictionary skills ladies! Here's why........

Pick your poison. A recap of women.... I mean men.... I mean women. Who can tell them apart?

Recap of more silliness, such as fiireworks, bibles and human rights.

Just a handful of days into the Olympics and already issues in China.

It's not whether one of these silly funnies will happen, but how many of them?

1. Athletes can't take the disgusting dog meat filled smog and pollution. They boycott, quit or at minimum be late for their event, disqualifying them

Here's a funny compilation of klutzy athletes. Had a hard time finding them. If you know any more, paste a link! By far, the best one is Pete Weber! Long clip, so you might want to skip to the end. If only I saw this live!

It's part three gamers! My final post about baseball wares. I've got PS1 and PS2 to nag about, but what about 360? Sorry. 2k baseball is complete crap. Reviews say so, forums say so and the 2k8 demo I downloaded months ago confirms it. My last post ended with Genesis games and they were good. WSB was great, but what about 32-bit and 128-bit games? Surely better than 16-bit relics right? Uhhhhhh…..

First off, the biggest feature in NHL 09 seems to be the brand-new Be a Pro mode. Inspired by the feature of the same name from last year's FIFA 08, this mode will let you strap on the stakes as an up-and-coming hockey player. After creating your player from scratch, you'll sign up with an AHL team (EA naturally has the full AHL license) and begin to find your way through your career as a hot minor-league prospect.

Here's part two folks. Part one of my baseball gaming was weeks ago, but being bogged down at work and hockey playoffs, I was busy. Yeah right, I was just lazy! Okay, Intellivision and Apple b-ball games were done with. Now NES and one of my most fav systems - Genesis.

Am I good or what? 10/14 in picking series winners and what did I predict last round? Detroit to win. Check. Detroit in 6. Double Check. Pitt to win. Triple Check. Pitt in 5. QUADRUPLE CHECK! Who will Lord Stanley? That's an easy one.

A few months ago, I posted My History of Videogame Hockey. I played good games, so-so games and outright trash. As Butthead said in one episode "Fecal Matter. Huh-huh-huh". Now it's baseball's turn.

I could wait a few days before making my round 3 picks, but that would be wussing out. I'm a man and will make my picks now!…. coupled with fact I wanna hurry up my picks so I can log onto Xbox Live and beat snot nosed 8 year olds at Call of Duty 4! Hehehehehe! Call your bookie now, guaranteed winners here!

Don't get me wrong, I'm no animal activist. I couldn't care less for moronic groups like PETA and other shams, but for all the hoopla they do, how come they never protest horse racing? People gambling on picking a horse ridden by some 95 lb anorexic jockey, where jockeys get trampled, horses tumble and the second they get injured, they get killed off.