Fret not, Ron. Maybe listening to your favorite musical selection will perk you up...

From the fine, virtual pages of the New York Post:

Former Yankee Jim Leyritz has yet to be tried for allegedly killing a young mom while driving drunk, but he's asking a judge to order a "bothersome" Breathalyzer device removed from his car, court records reveal.

Leyritz, 44, has to keep the device in his car as [...]

Doc: Marty you gotta come back with me.

Marty: Where?

Doc: Back to the future.

Marty: Wait a minute, what are you doing, Doc?

Doc: (rummages through garbage) I need fuel. Go ahead, quick, get in the car.

Marty: No no no, Doc, I just got here, okay, Jennifer's here, we're

gonna take the new truck for a spin.

Doc: Well, bring [...]

Tanya Vlach lost her eye following a car accident in 2005 and has been blogging about what it's like to lose an eye ever since. In her latest post, she has laid out a general challenge to any and all engineers asking for someone to come up with a way for her to implant a [...]

Of course, it goes without saying that Eri Yoshida probably would have been selected much earlier had she not signed with Scott Boras prior to the draft.

These are the faces of a broken man.

They might also be the final images of Norv as a head coach on the NFL sidelines.

Enjoy it while it lasts, Chargers fans (If you guys really exist).

But I don't think this was an absolute death blow. Herm Edwards always needs someone to read the little hand on [...]

He should know better than to try to pull off these type of antics in such a fine township.

Hey, white guys with goatees!

Your secondary is stuck in facking roundabout.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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fuck you patriots

And he was tickled seven shades of pink the entire fucking time.

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What's with the lamp?

According to the NY Post, an anonymous New York Jet accused the Patriots defense of having a nasty case of old-man-ass.

One Jets offensive player, who spoke under the condition of anonymity because he didn't want to provide bulletin board fodder for the Patriots, talked about being "sick to our stomachs" about the Jets' 19-10 loss [...]

Along with Swisher, the Yankees also finally acquired Texeira.

Kanekoa Texeira.