It's been a couple weeks since I last checked in with you. Did you miss me? I've missed you! I hope you're all doing well, eating your vegetables, exercising and getting at least 8 hours of sleep each night. That's been my secret to success -- a well balanced diet, lots of rest and a big gulp of V8 juice before night-night time.

I like to meet with my many fans, sign autographs, take pictures, give piggy-back rides and let the ladies run their fingers through my curly mane of orange hair. Sometimes...

David Stern called James Dolan, owner of the New York Knickerbockers, into his office to discuss the recent troubles with his franchise.

We have the transcript...

Players each have their own way of dealing with defeat. Some guys like to play video games, others spend time with their family. Me? Well, after the Charlotte game I did what I always do after a tough loss....

I'll give you a hint: It involves homeless people and screwdrivers!

Baron Davis' beard has a pretty big bone to pick with Hilton Armstrong of the Hornets. Apparently, there's only room for 1 beard in this league!

***Adult Language***

A humorous look back at a few of last night's games - including Bos/Det.

We're checking in with some NBA player blogs, including the lovable Gilbert Arenas and Josh McRoberts...

The "Recaps Of The Haps" is going to be the daily morning post where we take a look back at the night that was in the NBA -- obviously full of jokes and fake quotes.

It's a new NBA humor blog -- no real posts yet, just a welcome message. Be sure to check it out frequently for some good times.