Looks like you shouldn't leave your car parked overnight in Omaha. Now, if only he could jump to first base.

This article is from last summer, but it didn't seem to make any national headlines. Basically, the Rockies are doing their best to field a team consisting entirely of devout Christians.

The Yankees looked great in their first spring training game. The regulars scored 5 runs in the first two innings on the basis of home runs from Damon and Giambi. Of course, that was against Carlos Silva.

Silva may just be the worst pitcher in the majors with a guaranteed starting job this year. His line last year: ERA-5.94, 70K in over 180 innings and a WHIP of 1.54. And all of that in his age 27 season. Yuck. Unfortunately for the Twins, they were forced to pick up his 4.325 million option after Radke retired. For the Twins, that is far too much money to just let him sit, pitch in middle relief, or send him down to the minors.

There are other bad pitchers that are up for consideration ( Chan Ho Park and Shawn Chacon) but for my money, Silva is the worst.