Lesbian wins $35,000 settlement from restaurant for being kicked out ladies room.

Settlement also states that restaurant must allow people to choose their bathroom of choice (ladies or men) depending on which one fits their "expression" of their sexual identity.

wtf?

you probably have to be an eagles fan to know who the obscure jeff thomason is.....but he was a tight end who ran a 5.5 forty and had the agility of william "the fridge" perry. he was never more than the THIRD TE on any team he played for.

punch line? he had more career td's than kellen winsblow jr. has in his career.

and now winsblow wants to be PAID?

peeshaw.

Pinewood Derby edges out Lacrosse as newest Olympic sport.

i think she's gorgeous....the dudes don't think so. (they say she's bleaching a mustache)

you decide.

Poor Rich Rodriguez....duped into signing a contract he didn't believe in... didn't understand....

Free Rodriguez!

Not!

NFL announces new position to classify hybrid players continually drafted by Eagles.

WNBC anchorwoman Sue Simmons goes all "lebron" on her co-anchor.

Wow....she had me fooled.

Annika is getting married.

And wants to start a family.

And is retiring.

david beckhams is definately one of the world's most attractive men....so how did he wind up with an alien...and Roma Football Captain Francisco Totti winds up with Ilari Blasi!

gives a whole new meaning to the term "running daylights", eh?

More Hulk Family Shenanigans. This getting REALLY weird now.

i know i enjoyed having my ass cheeks massaged by my dad when i was a teenager.

not!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is the only thing that can be said about this photo!!!

mass of christian burial for a career hijacked by greed.

eulogy by donald trump.

hannah storm, shown here in a see through dress, has been hired to anchor Sportscenter.

david beckham's, glen davis and alexander ovechkin's mommies are not.