You've seen them up there, watching the game from across the street. But have you ever been inside a luxury rooftop skybox? Cubs blogger Matt Paolelli checked one out for a bachelor party and assembled this photo tour for inquisitive fans.

Want Cubs season tickets... for eternity? Chicagoan Denny Mascari might be able to sell you a spot near cherished Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

There's just one catch: you have to be dead.

Super-fan Mascari is creating a Cubs-themed mausoleum, complete with bleacher seats and official Cubs urns.

A home-run gift for a diehard Cubs fan, or tacky swing-and-miss?

If you're looking for an entertaining blend of action, suspense, and intrigue, you don't have to wait for The Dark Knight. This summer's blockbuster rivalry is not Batman and the Joker--it's the Cubs and the Cardinals.

In true Independence Day fashion, the teams sparred this weekend with fireworks on and off the field. Tony La Russa ripped longtime Cardinal and current Cub Jim Edmonds, the Cubbies took two out of three in the series and the teams remain neck-and-neck in the Central Division race.

With nine sequels coming up in the final months of the summer (six at Wrigley and three at Busch Stadium), it's only a matter of time before Hollywood realizes the box office potential of this thrilling matchup.

To save some time, I've already assembled the cast. Ladies and gentlemen of the Academy, for your consideration, I proudly present the stars of this summer's hottest new action movie:

If you're looking for an entertaining blend of action, suspense, and intrigue, you don't have to wait for The Dark Knight. This summer's blockbuster rivalry is not Batman and the Joker--it's the Cubs and the Cardinals.

In true Independence Day fashion, the teams sparred this weekend with fireworks on and off the field. Tony La Russa ripped longtime Cardinal and current Cub Jim Edmonds, the Cubbies took two out of three in the series and the teams remain neck-and-neck in the Central Division race.

With nine sequels coming up in the final months of the summer (six at Wrigley and three at Busch Stadium), it's only a matter of time before Hollywood realizes the box office potential of this thrilling matchup.

To save some time, I've already assembled the cast. Ladies and gentlemen of the Academy, for your consideration, I proudly present the stars of this summer's hottest new action movie:

These laws are implicitly accepted as the Cubs Fan Credo and are in no way negotiable. Read them carefully, Learn them well. Live them constantly. If you object to any of the following statements, there is another baseball team in Chicago that is more accustomed to your brand of half-hearted support. And you'll have no problem getting tickets to their games...