Bowyer Busts His Nut
Clint Bowyer is the guy who has never been laid, but finally manages to lose his virginity when it counts -- on prom night.
If there was ever a time for the #07 to go from boy to man, it would be the first race in The Chase.
As is typical for how these things seem to work out, Sports Illustrated says Bowyer is dating the woman his fellow drivers would most want to bang.
As good as it was for Clint, the rest of us just kind of had to lay there and not fall asleep.
Eight days earlier, Richmond gave us the most exciting COT race yet. Richmond at night has become the new Bristol. Hard fighting, bumping and banging. Sadly, the first race in The Chase didn't live up. One of the five most boring of the year.
Clint Bowyer started from the pole, led the most laps and won the race by a huge margin. No one else had anything for him.
Read the full post at Epic Carnival here: http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/09/nascar-nhis-aftermath.html