Some people say Tiger Woods is golf. They're wrong. Samuel L Jackson is golf. Who else but Sam could make an outfit like this work? Imagine Lee Westwood wearing it, for example, and you quickly realize that most pro golfers are NOT golf. It takes a typecast actor to be this golf.

THAT's how to flash the leather!

10. The Jessica Simpson Masturbation Touchdown.

This is where a player pulls out an 8 x 10 glossy of Tony Romo's girlfriend and feigns masturbation. If you're not playing the Cowboys, any opposing team wife, daughter or pre-pubescent son will work wonders. The more personal the better. And really get into it.

3 min round of chess...3 min round of boxing

The winner is decided by checkmate or knockout...GIDDY-UP!

Here's how the math is done.

Brady's incredible year last year, which included a record 50 touchdown passes, meant that about 50 percent of the people who drafted Brady last year won their leagues, Thomas said. With the Brady hype not bought by all, Thomas said that it was believed that about 30 percent of leagues this year would be won because of Brady.

With about $500 million in fantasy prizes on the line, that's a $150 million shift in dollars. And some think that's at the low end of the spectrum since the total value of office pools is tough to ascertain.

A great and unexpected football maneuver - the wrong ball.

Tom Brady represents the best professional sports can give to us. He is respectful of his opponents and he is humble where he has no need to be. The NFL has just lost it's best player for an entire season.

It's football. It happens...enough said.

Nothin' but leather...AND to end the inning.

Enjoy this funny video of Chris Cooley's Fantasy Football draft with his Redskins teammates. I love how he explains the rules to them.

It's OK, you can laugh....he's fine!

Baseball fan Brad Campeau-Laurion:

1) I was not drunk. I had two beers about an hour apart and this was about an hour after my last one (hence, needed to pee). I have receipts to prove this, as I was using my credit card, and my friend who was with me as a witness.

2) Yes, I am Red Sox fan. I have lived in New York for over 8 years and I do not cheer loudly or wear blatant Red Sox attire at the games. In fact, I was dressed in business attire - dress shirt/pants/shoes.

3) I may have affected a little attitude, but nothing that warranted a violent response.

1. Peyton Manning: He's currently recovering from knee surgery. Which only enhances his chances at this award.

2. The Great Khali: This WWE wrestler stands 7-3 and weighs 420 pounds. There's no way he can get down the track with any urgency.

3. Frank Thomas: He was never exactly fleet of foot, but the last few years have seen Thomas take a precipitous dip toward complete stagnation.

4. Jerome James: The Knicks center has never been known for his velocity, which should make for some interesting moments this season in Mike D'Antoni's fastbreak offense.

5. John Daly: Because it must be hard to sprint with a Diet Coke in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

Even when you are shooting the price of gas out there on the links, there are still some things you can do to remain entertained.

"The right-hander has a fastball that tops out at about 40 mph. He throws so hard that the Youth Baseball League of New Haven told his coach that the boy could not pitch any more. When Jericho took the mound anyway last week, the opposing team forfeited the game, packed its gear and left, his coach said."

This is just another example of the overzealous parent taking the fun out of the game for their own gain. Not much different than the parents that get into fist fights with other parents over the winnings of their children. What does this teach the children? It teaches them that when when you are not on top in life, cry hard enough and make enough threats, someone will give in and give you what you want.

I am glad SI picked this up and brought it to the public forum.

Ortiz's girlfriend, Jenna Jameson, is pregnant. Large vagina jokes aplenty.