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Member Since: February 25, 2008
Homepage: www.ebsports.net/blog
Hometown: Oceanside, CA
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19 days ago
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Well, lookie here. No, you're eyes aren't playing tricks on you. That is the star of MTV's "Rob & Big", Rob Dydrek grabbing a handfull of boobs from I guess a webcam, or, some type of picture taking device of which I am too poor to purchase. I'm not really shocked though, I mean, come on, he is Bobby Light, right? If you're into like, titties and nipples, and other such eye hazards, you can check out the uncensored pics at DC. DO WORK SON! DO WORK!
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19 days ago
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Dear Mr. President, It is with the deepest regret that I must inform you of grave news: The terrorists have won. The Raiders have actually done something good. Attached is photographic evidence that is not for the weak at heart. A Raiderette Cheerleader, naked. (Now, would be a good time to eat a cookie and give the photos to Dick Cheney. Everyone likes a helper!) During this darkest hour, I can't help but think, had you provided me with a jetpack, we could've turned this thing around. Sure, I only wanted to wear it while having sex with models, but if you know another way to win the war on terror, I'm all ears. Naked boobage at DC
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submitted by ebsportsnet
19 days ago
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If you're like me, living in your parents basement, you're too cool to watch the Olympics. That Phelps character? Screw him. If I'm going to spend some time doing something other than saving the world, I'm going to check out Women's Wrastlin where I can watch some Japanese woman check some white girls oil. It kinda makes me want to travel to China, cause where I'm from, that's an extra 75 bucks. Thanks to WL for the pic
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22 days ago
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Okay, maybe not, but over at Barstool Sports, they captured Erin checking out the ass of her nemesis Heidi Watney. She looks like a cougar checking out its prey. Somebody get me some jello, NOW!
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22 days ago
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So, there were a lot of rumors that Sara Boberg was a member of the Swedish Olympic Crossbow team. The bad part about that is, one, Sara Boberg is not on any Swedish Olympic team. And oh yea, Crossbow is not a frogging Olympic sport. However, don't leave just yet, I have some great news. While Sara does enjoy some type of arching, and apparently is very good at it and does participate in National level tournaments, she's also very friendly with the camera. Naked friendly, if you will. Really though, who cares if she's on or not on the Swedish Olympic roster? I don't care is they said she was a jockey on the Swedish Unicorn Team - She's still naked. You can see the Not Safe For Work pics after the jump Thanks to WL for the original scoop.
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submitted by ebsportsnet
23 days ago
Here is a video of Washington Wizards guard, DeShawn Stevenson lip syncing to Usher's hit song, "Love In This Club". More important though, is where the hell do they sell DeShawn Stevenson posters!? You see that one that is behind him? You and I know god damn well that crap is fake. I can't really hate on him though. This reminds me of the time I videotaped myself lip-syncing "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" in drag while using a dildo as a fake microphone with a giant poster of Elton John behind me, only this video is gayer than mine. http://www.ebsports.net/blog/?p=762 Thanks to DC Sports Bog for the vid
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23 days ago
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Tennis Star Serena Williams will be featured in this month's Men's Fitness magazine because, uh, uh, wait, why is she being featured again? Doesn't Men's Fitness usually profile, men? Maybe Serena is giving tips on how to get massive man biceps? Or how to pee in a empty McDonald's cup? Also, a bit off subject, but I'll have you know, those ARE full size belts around her ankles. Just sayin'. And those heels are just waiting to shatter from the pressure.
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23 days ago
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I really don't know what to say here. Honestly, I don't. All I know is that the IOC (yes, THAT IOC) has shipped in 100,000 condoms to the Athletes Village in Beijing, and I find that odd they had nothing better to do. "The UNAIDS, the Beijing organising committee BOCOG and International Olympics Committee are providing 100,000 condoms as part of a campaign on HIV prevention and anti-discrimination. At the Sydney Games in 2000 athletes quickly exhausted a supply of 70,000 and another 20,000 had to be brought in. "There are many young, strong, single people in the athletes' village and, like everywhere, some will fall in love or other things so we need to make condoms available," Ole Hansen, spokesman for UNAIDS China, told Reuters." While I don't know the reasoning behind this, I do know a few things. * The United States Men's basketball team will obviously not receive any of these. * Unfortunately, none of the condoms went to the Chinese. Stop populating the earth. * Kobe's gonna have to buy A LOT of jewelry in a few weeks. * The Japanese team formally objected to their allotment as it interfered with the *not clean enough for YB, lol* initiation rites of the female athletes. * I can't believe these are all being used for sex, only because I've seen most of the female athletes. * Somebody needs to tell Dirk that it's not chewing gum. * I personally am a fan of I like the blue condoms. That way, I can pretend I'm Papa Smurf and the girl I'm with is Smurfette.
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submitted by ebsportsnet
25 days ago
If there is one thing we know about the Chinese Government, it's their caring, loveable nature . I mean, when I think about China, and especially the Chinese Government, I think teddy bears, lollipops, and free bj's. And decapitation. And water torture. And staples guns piercing through your cock.
I'm guessing Chinese Olympian Zhang Liang also thinks along the same lines as I do, because he has decided to leave the country after what the Chinese Government deems a fatal mistake.
The Chinese rower Zhang Liang was disqualified in the men's double sculls event after he failed to show up for his men's single sculls race Saturday. The double sculls event, in which Zhang was supposed to row with his teammate Su Hui, was held later in the day. The race went off without them.
I understand he cost his country a shot at TWO gold medals, but, I really hope they don't feel the need to hunt him down. I mean crap, they most likely implanted some tracking device in him when he was born anyway, so they already know where he is.
Then again, he is Chinese, so that tracking device most likely stopped working after 6 months and was a bootleg version of the newest tracking software.
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submitted by ebsportsnet
25 days ago
With some help from Fourth Place Medal, we've discovered this promo shot the Spanish National Basketball team took before they left to compete in the Olympics.
Rosie O'Donell and Don Imus approve of this picture. Ching chong chong ching ting chong chong ting!
Side note: Madrid, Spain, is one of the final nominees for the 2016 Olympic Games. Well, they were. Ooops.
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submitted by ebsportsnet
26 days ago
USA Today does a lot of boring things, but they finally pulled out the big guns when they took a snap shot of President Bush checking out Misty May and Kerri Walsh during this weekends Olympic events.
It must be a tough job to be President.
"No, Mr. President, me, spank me!!!"
"NO! You come and spank me Mr. President, right here"
Pftt, like he doesn't have more important things to do.
Leave the ass slapping to me, Mr. President.
And really, just get the hell out of the damn picture. I have enough penis confusion as is between those two without you in the picture. Now you're just ruining it.
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submitted by ebsportsnet
26 days ago
If you were watching the Opening Ceremonies of the Olympics this past weekend like I was, you most likely noticed the really hot random girl bunched in with all the ugly turds from Paraguay.
Thankfully, through some detective work from 4th Place Medal, the mystery of the hot Paraguayin has been solved.
Meet Leryn Franco, quite possibly the worst athlete in the entire Olympics. In 2004 at Athens, the runner up for Ms. Paraguay placed 42nd out of 42nd at the javelin competition, and guess what? Nobody cares. Anyway, think of this as a public service announcement. I know you were wondering, cause you have a willy. So there. Go on. Get gone! NOW!
More sexy pics in the link
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submitted by ebsportsnet
29 days ago
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Yea, these kinda suck. You know it, I know it, it's life. But, let's be honest. There is nothing going on in sports right now other than Brett Favre mind assaulting me. That country hooker is on every god for sakin channel! Omg! I turned on the Disney Channel (go away Chris Hansen), and that yeehaw is on there, in a cartoon!!! Maybe not though, I was high on marija, err, life. High on life. Uh, back to the point. Err, actually, I never really had onea€¦well, other then the Baltimore Raven Cheerleaders are horrible at taking naughty pictures. Oh, and that big hair still belongs in the 1980's. Invest in Aquanet if you live in the greater Baltimore Area
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submitted by ebsportsnet
29 days ago
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Meet Bia and Branca Feres. I'm not even going to try to make a funny here, because you won't care. Hell, I don't even care. Just enjoy the pictures. These two young ladies are synchronized swimmers or something. Whatever. They're lesbian sisters to me. Have fun tally whacking.
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August 04, 2008
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With a little help from WL, we were able to check out PTI host and notorious blog hater, Mike Wilbon catching a warm summer breeze, letting his willy whacker get some much needed air time. Even though Wilbon is a total dick to losers like me who make fun of famous athletes, because I'm just that cool - I must admit, it is pretty awesome for him to go pantless on the PTI Set. At the least, it gives him quick access to his knob when he's talking about Kobe Bryant. It sorta reminds me of the time when I walked into the women's locker room in 12th grade, pantless. Of course, that didn't end up so well once the police got wind of it. Thinking back on it now though, I guess it really wasn't that bad. A few nights in jail, a couple torn butthole muscles, and a new friend. Tootsie might be 6 foot 8, 273 pounds, but he's really just a sweet guy at heart. Seriously.
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