First, write something about the Warriors or inparticular
Baron Davis. Second, write something about the Blazers or Greg Oden. Third, but not least, write something about the Celtics and Rondo... This will get you more barks than a fire siren.
By the way Warrior fans, I had my post "The Top Ten Reasons Why the Warriors Suck" removed to show some love. Also, I'm looking forward to the Warrior/Sun game tonight...
BTW I forgot to add make fun of Kobe... Pretty much everyone, but Laker fans will be all over that.