This. is. hilarious. Funny cross-promotion for the U.S. Open and WWE Unforgiven Pay-Per-View event. Enjoy!

His name is Frank "El Ingles" Evans. He's 66 years-old, and has slain 300+ bulls during his 40 year bullfighting career...His next stop could be a matador tour of South America - so that he can say he's fought in every country in the world that will allow you to kill a bull inside a ring.

(From MLive.com) GRAND RAPIDS -- Rachel Bockheim was taken aback when Ellen Page recognized her. "It should be the other way around," Bockheim said, laughing. Best known as skater Jackie Daniels for local roller derby league the Grand Raggidy Roller Girls, Bockheim has landed a gig in front of the camera for Page's roller-derby film "Whip It!" which is filming in the Detroit area.

From The Independent UK...In a High Court ruling yesterday, Mr Collett was awarded A£4.3m based on what he could have earned had his career not been ended by a leg-breaking tackle in a reserve game at the age of 18. It's the biggest-ever pay-out received by a professional sportsman and legal experts say the case could have far-reaching implications for other young sports stars injured before they have established themselves.

During a recent fishing expedition in the Florida Keys, young angler Mikey Cappazoli - a second grader! - hooked a 46 lb. dolphin - which matches his weight exactly. Cappazoli battled the fish for over an hour! And it was the biggest catch of the day. (Sig Hansen can eat this kid's lunch)

The first gold medal will be given out on Saturday...in an event with guns! (umm, awesome?) The home country could jump out to the early lead in the medal count, as China's Du Li is expected to take gold in this event - the Women's 10-Meter Gat-off. (fine, it's actually called the 10 m. Air Rifle).

Chinese Artist, Ai Wei Wei, the man behind the Bird's Nest Stadium in Beijing, says he plans to stay away from the opening ceremony. In a by-line article today, Wei Wei says he wanted the stadium to represent freedom, not autocracy, and that China must change.

A lawsuit between two kickball organizations - where at one point, $356,000 in damages were being sought! - has come to a close.

Bounce, bounce, bounce ... for 24 hours. That was what eight boys in Michigan did this week in an effort to set a world record...What grinds my gears about these kids is that they're rubbing it in my face that somewhere Summer vacation still exist, and I am no longer privy to it. Grrr, just look at how carefree these brats look in their mesh shorts and athletic socks!

In my opinion, the best in campaign athletic wear thus far.

A S.Korea golf course placed a Korean flag in a Korean Peninsula-shaped sand trap as a display of nationalism, applauding the U.S. decision to relist the disputed-islet of Dodko as part of Korea.

Yao's Chinese to English Translation Guide!...available for $1.50 on Ebay.

Even 3-D floating humpback whales can't save this from it's inherent tedium.

Even 3-D floating humpback whales can't save this from it's inherent tedium.

Even 3-D floating humpback whales can't save this from it's inherent tedium.