By now you probably heard about Shaq dissing Kobe in a freestyle rap at a club in New York over the weekend. Man was it horrible.
"You know how I be," Shaq rapped. "Last week Kobe couldn't do without me."
He also implored the crowd to sing along to his oft-repeated chorus: "Kobe [expletive], tell me how my [expletive] tastes."
Smiling and laughing often, O'Neal also sang that Bryant broke up his marriage.
"I'm a horse. Kobe ratted me out," he rapped. "That's why I'm getting divorced. He said Shaq gave a [woman] a mil. I don't do that 'cause my name's Shaquille. I love 'em, I don't leave 'em. I got a vasectomy, now I can't breed 'em."
Really Shaq?