CARPE CRUSTULUM bounces over video of a juggling juggernaut by the name of Tim Nolan. While he's got great expertise in handling little rubber balls (go ahead, get your little juvenile jokes out of the way), it's the numerous ways he can score nothing but net that's really impressive.

We expect the Mavericks, Raptors, Rockets, Suns & Wizards to all offer Tim immediate contracts.

Or at least he could get a chance with the Washington Generals. It's about time to fight fire with fire against those zany Harlem Globetrotters!

In the post-match interview after his defeat to Djokovic in the semis, Federer claims he's a "victim of his own success" and that he's created a "monster". Well, having shown vulnerability against Tipsarevic earlier in the tournament and now with his defeat to Djokovic, he's not going to appear all that much of a "monster" to the new-comers. This could be the end of an era...

Here's a petition to start ski jumping as its very own category here on Yardbarker. A sport that the Finns are good at, and therefore worthy of attention. To whet your appetites, here's an article about the greatest ski jumper in the world, Janne Ahonen, making history by winning the Four Hills tournament for a record-breaking fifth time. I'm expecting a lot of support here...

A couple of hotties in the final - who will take it? Sharapova in blistering form and going in as the favorite, but Ivanovic proving she has some serious mental toughness to beat Hantuchova after going down 6-0 in the first set and being down a break in the second in the semis.

Some footage from the 2008 Mavericks surf contest.

Could this be the greatest headline ever? Well, for Finnish tennis fans it is, at least. "Fish fried by flying Finn" (that's be Mardy Fish, beaten by the Finn Jarkko Nieminen in the third round of the Aussie Open). Yes, I know it's a little less-than-topical, but I enjoyed it.