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SOUL IN THE HOLE!

Soul In The Hole is one of the all-time great and most seriously slept-on basketball documentaries. It's about NYC streetball legend Ed "Booger" Smith and his mentor, Kenny Jones. But more than that it's just a beautiful glimpse at a summer in Brooklyn, circa 1993. Good early-90s hip-hop track, too. I stumbled upon the full movie on youtube, subtitled in Finnish and split up into nine parts. Requisite viewing for anyone into: Hoop Dreams, Do The Right Thing, Block Parties, Finnish Subtitles. Whoever put the movie up on youtube turned off embedding, so just click on the link below to watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz5wqThz3i0

Patrick Ewing and Jerry Rice Crank Dat

Patrick Ewing Jr. teaches Jerry Rice how to do the Soulja Boy "Crank Dat" dance at a midnight madness rally. What more is there to say?

Worst Basketball Movie Ever

I got this movie called "Basketball Soldiers" on Netflix, based on this kind of awesome trailer, but it turned out to be the worst movie ever. It works much better in the twenty second format.

Crazy Basketball Fan Mail

I was working for a little while as an assistant editor at a small basketball magazine. The magazine got a lot of crazy mail, mostly from people in prison, for some reason. When a letter was especially whacked, it would filter down throughout the office, and then I would take it and put in a special folder in my desk. When I left my job, the folder came with me.

This is the most nuts out of all the letters. Shown here is just one of four pages. And in case you were wondering, this is not a joke.

I GOT A BASKETBALL JONES, OH BABY

Basketball Jones was a crazy animated music video for the Cheech and Chong song, Basketball Jones Featuring Tyrone Shoelaces, and might just be the best thing that happened in 1975. It was so ahead of its time they had to call it a short film, because music videos hadn't been invented yet.

Lil Penny, Lost In The Forest  

Just a collage that I made. The trees are from Poland Spring bottles.

Thai Elephant Basketball

In Thailand, elephants can play basketball!

Nate Robinson is Dennis Kucinich  

Back in February, sports writer Dan Shanoff made the connection between Gilbert Arenas and Barack Obama. I guess I must've had this article in the back of my mind during Summer League this season because as I watched the Knicks go undefeated, it hit me: Nate Robinson is the pretty crazy democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich.

The Hive Is Destroyed  

On June 3rd, 2007, the Charlotte Coliseum was destroyed.

Patrick Ewing and the Twin Towers  

NY KNICKS FLASH FICTION

We spread Knicks on toast for breakfast, lunch and dinner. At Sunday Mass we sat looking like Pat Riley six rows deep in the pews, our hair slicked back with water and our collars opened as far as we could swing it. At night in our thin bunk-beds, we peered out the mesh window screens. We saw Patrick Ewing walk across the East River in purple leather crocs, stop, and pick his nose with the Twin Towers. And Nikki DeVincentis was still the flyest little rich girl in Brooklyn, in a green miniskirt and pigtails jumping rope in Furman Street Park like GO NY GO NY GO!

Old School NBA Finals Technology

Back in the 70s, CBS used super-primitive rotoscope animation in their introduction to the NBA finals, and it was very rad.

Playing Basketball With The Vietcong  

You never thought it would come to this,

that afternoon in the war

when you leaned so hard into the controls

you almost became part of the landscape:

just you, the old man, the old woman

and their buffalo.

You never thought then

that this grey-haired man in sandals

smoking Gauloises on your back porch,

drinking your beer, his rough cough

punctuating tales of how he fooled

the French in 54,

would arrive at your back door

to call you out to shoot some baskets, friend.

If at first he seems awkward,

before long he's got it down.

His left leg lifts from the ground,

his arms arch back then forward

from the waist to release the ball

arcing to the hoop, one, two, ...

ten straight times. You stare at him

in his tee shirt, sandals, and shorts.

Yes, he smiles. It's a gift,

good for bringing gunships down

as he did in the Delta

and in other places where, he whispers,

there may be other scores to settle.

by Kevin Bowen

Bill Clinton's Midnight Basketball Revisited  

We'll put more police in public housing, crack down on illegal gun trafficking, and fill vacant apartments where criminals hide out. And we'll provide more programs like midnight basketball leagues to help our young people say no to gangs and guns and drugs.

President Bill Clinton, April 16, 1994

90s NYC Street Basketball Short Story

WHERE YOU FROM is a short story I wrote about love and basketball. Check it out!

Jason and I were playing ball at the courts in Dean Park. This was back in ninety-seven, ninety-eight, when I was buying uptowns on layaway with a ten dollar allowance and subway tokens from off my parents' dresser, and Jason was rocking them big-ass prescription sport-goggles on some Horace Grant shit...
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