Whether or not you think Kyle Busch is righteous with the way he drives the #18....you have to admit that we're ALL talking about him today.....and that is a good thing for NASCAR. Kyle Busch is EXACTLY what this sport needs right now.

Brian McNamee's saving Roger Clemens Ass DNA may be the creepiest thing ever heard of in sports.

Here are ten things only SLIGHTLY less creepy.

St. Louis Head Coach Rick Majerus' problem ended when he signed an aborted fetus to a letter of intent today.

randy moss practices belichick-style tough-love on his friend.....with disastrous results.

NSFW

we're guessing roger clemens' attorneys are pretty politically connected. they're giving him lots of time to concoct some testimony that won't cause him to perjure himself.

so in the mean time......they're going to take Miguel Tejada outback and LYNCH HIM.

congress sucks.

the ncaa is investigating john wooden. flatusyahu blames Jessica Simpson.

who knows what flatusyahu would have done today had the cowboys won yesterday. a half dozen or so tony romo/cowboys hatin-photo shops and growing over there today.

buddy throws HIS crack into your lap with cops giving chase?

and you feel bad about getting HIM in trouble?

huhhhhhhhbullshit!

our little buddies at flatusyahu put together their predictions for 2008.

included are predictions on celebrity sex tapes, will ferrell movies and michael vick's love life.

The Sharapova Glamour Era came to a tragic, crashing halt when she showed up at a tournament wearing a swiss-miss costume. Further evidence suggests that she may be a man in drag.

YUCK! Bring back the old Maria!

flatusyahu.com has named University of Arizona softballer Adrienne Acton's ASS as their Sportsman of the Year.

Only flatusyahu would do this. But she does have a really really nice ass. And an NCAA championship.

So....good choice!

a retrospective chronicling what happened under tennis player's skirts in 2007

Najeh Davenport, aka The Mad Sh*tter, carried the Steelers to a much need victory last night against the Rams.

And crushed the hopes of fantasy footballers who own Willie Parker and are making a championship run.

Like they say in poker, "that's fantasy football"

mahalo buddy!

enjoy the sun. work on your complexion.

you're looking a little gray.

I watched househunters re-runs on Home and Garden TV last night....cause I'm not paying 15 bucks to turn on the NFL network. Most of the programming on there is brutal.

I'm not sure who to be angry with.....the NFL who is acting like a bully....or Comcast who make me pay for four home shopping shows that i don't want.....and want let me have a la carte pricing.

as usual....the consumer gets screwed.