I once played against a guy in Brooklyn who was wearing church shoes and called a foul on every play.



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Thanks to Awful Announcing for digging this one up.

You heard it here first: Maggie will speak.

I'm not sure how to categorize this one, but it's worth a look for a few reasons. For one thing, notice how paranoid they are about saying "Super Bowl." For another, appreciate this website as a brilliantly creative way to market a damned blender. Finally, marvel at how those thing blended.

This is exactly the kind of montage that needed to be made to... somehow... console all the Buckeye fans out there.

Peep these shots of Lebron doing a double take at some of the nicest neked boobies this side of photoshop. Wicked.

Via Deadspin, I bring you perhaps the most gruesome compilation of sports moments that ended in tears ever to be made so publicly available. Broken bones left and right, all caught on tape. Matsui's broken wrist didn't even make the cut. It's that bad.

I warn you: you will not enjoy watching this.

I'm far from a Kobe Bryant fan, but watching this mix video gave me a little more respect for the man's game. It's his top 10 dunks, and #4 - #1 are SICK. I'm a big fan of #4.

There's been a surprisingly robust level of analysis done on whether Alyssa Milano is good or bad for baseball. Matt at MetsBlog breaks it down, going to the numbers to show that she sucks. Be sure to read the comments on this one.

Doesn't change how much I loved her when I was 11.

Yardbarker needs a section for martial arts -- some of the best videos out there are of stuff like this. A guy getting a 100 pound leg driven straight into his face. He was knocked the f@ck out, son.

Just a nice photo. That is all.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for: Michael Irvin responds to Tiki Barber, who recently called Irvin an "idiot." The response itself will blow your mind, but the whole thing leaves me suspicious that ESPN is fueling this little feud, getting everybody ready for when Tiki takes Irvin's job next year.

You've already guessed why he was arrested, but I'll tell you anyway: suspicion of illegal drug and gun possession. Poor dude got pulled over at the airport for a "vehicle code violation," whateverthehell that is, and the cops found a gun and some weed. Good guess, geniuses.

Millions of fantasy owners say, "It's a little late now" at exactly the same time. Alexander has been out the last 4 weeks with a broken foot, and his return is nicely timed to be sure that Matt Hasselbeck's departure isn't a total disaster.