Best Craigslist Post Ever..and a Va Jay Jay for the office?

Wow!! That is the funniest thing!!
Dee, when do you have time to find this stuff???

I don't follow the wnba and i don't really know you you are but damn girl you are a trip. i can't believe i'm actually signing up to the yardbarker to comment on a women's basketball blog.

believe it...cause u just did, btw i didnt thumb ya down sir

here's my best shot at transcribing for you peeps. don't think the man will let me get away with cursing.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I have approximately 275 to 300 cinder blocks for sale. They are standard 8"X8" x 16". They cost about $1.75 plus delivery fees if you buy them somewhere else. I'm asking $1.00 per block.

You pick them up and move it yourself.

Please don't waste my f*cking time with endless emails. These are plain old cinder blocks, for f*ck sake. You don't need to do an engineering study on the feasibility of using these f*cking things as building material. That's what they're there for, you f*cking idiots. Now listen, we're all busy people here. You want the blocks? Come get the f*cking blocks and give me a dollar for every block you take. How f*cking hard is that? You don't have to tell me what you're building. I don't give a f*ck. I'm not interested in helping you build it either. Why? Because I don't give a f*ck. I just want to get these f*cking things off my property. So if you want them get the f*ck over here with some money and take them. The next f*cking moron who emails me with "I'm building a blah blah blah, and was wondering if..." The anser is NO. Come get the f*cking blocks and build it yourself. If I knew how do do masonry, don't you think I'd be using the blocks myself instead of selling them for half f*cking price? What is wrong with you people? The next one of you f*cking jackasses that emails me with some sob-story bullsh*t is getting his email address added to the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list.

You want the blocks? Come get the blocks, and don't f*ck with me!

oh that is too funny

Did you see the other f bomb - I Hate All of You from Toronto? Get that person some Xanax!

My fav was the pregnant public service announcement - have already sent it out to friends as a viral - hilarious! (thanks for the link)

As for getting the cinder block guy to ship them - get ready for a loud meltdown, then afterwards if he knows who you are and you wave enough cash around, you might stand a slim chance. :) (thanks to boomdodger for the clean-up post)

oh yeah -- the pink v couch would look awesome in your office - you'll just need an extender to reach the keyboard -- how are you supposed to sit in that thing??

that dude's post was f*cking HILARIOUS!!! and yeah, i took the bait and looked at the couch. girl you a fool LOL! makes for an interesting conversation piece..."heyyyy cool couch! is that an oyster?" that chick didn't have to sit in it like that in the second pic though. that's just not cool.

I don't watch the WNBA and I don't really know who you are but damn girl you are a trip and your blog is one of the best things going on Yardbarker. I can't believe I am regularly clicking on the WNBA link for updates.

Let me see if I can transcribe. do they allow using the word fuck?

Hey, how did you do that? I've been trying to cuss on here since day one. Yo, Dee is a trip , ain't she. Hey Dee, I know you're gonna be watching " I Survived A Japanese Game Show ". I can't wait!! Every since you first blogged about it, I've been kinda hooked it. That's some classic funny ish... How do they get people to do that? I think you should go on the show. (http://abc.go.com/summer/isurvivedajapanesegame/index)

that dude's post is fucking HILARIOUS! ;) and yeah, i took the bait and looked at the couch. girl you a fool LOL! certainly an interesting conversation piece..."heyyyy, cool couch. is that an oyster?" that chick didn't have to lay in it like that in the second pic though. that's just not cool.

sorry for the double post. im special.

Dude why are you emailing him? This isn't Sue Bird or Geno you're messing with her--did you read the fine print? This guy has the power to submit your name to the the North American Man/Boy Love Association mailing list! Don't ask me how I know, but trust me when I say you don't want your name on that list.

Can't wait for cinder block guys response to a request to ship them. That ought to be classic! And, that couch is just...wrong! LoL! You find the craziest/funniest stuff, Dee...

Think i can get that couch in black.LOL I know im wrong but i had to say it..

This one's sort of pathetic, but hilarious
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/483318927.html

This one's funny too..
To the woman who maced me
I saw you jogging around the lake and followed you to Dunn brothers. I was trying to work up my courage to get out of my van and go into Dunn brothers but you were only inside for 30 minutes. As you left the coffee shop I followed you slowly as you walked up the block. I think you got nervous when I hit the garbage cans that some jerk left on the boulevard! I guess I did hop the curb, but still, they were pretty close to the street. Anyways, I watched you start to run and I wanted to explain what happened, you started screaming for help as I tackled you, whats with the screaming anyways? And why do women always scream when I try to talk at them? Anyways, thats when I got a face full of mace...that was three days ago, and I was just released from the jail. I was hoping you could meet me and possibly drop the charges.

I can't stop laughing

where and when do you have the time too look this suff up... damn... australia is loving the the craiglist

I could see someone sitting down on that and getting stuck!!

Guy owning a giant vagina couch = disgusting pervert.
Girl owning a giant vagina couch = art.
Got it.

Also for $600 you could probably buy access to some real vaginas and they might not even have scuffmarks and stains around the bottom.

That is ALSO available for purchase on craigslist.

So I heard.. from a guy once.

"might not" but thats a chance I just can't be taking

Great stuff. Everything is on the internet these days.

idk if id ask him anything, he seems some what insane. lol.

Dee, didn't you just buy a new condo? The va jay jay couch would make a great addition!!!

i couldn't transcribe that if i was offered $1,000,000 for it. Nice job this year Dee, your a romedel to me and im workin my butt off every day at the gym playing bball. Keep playin yer heart out!

Va Jay-Jay couches notwithstanding....how did this NOT make it to your YB blog?!?!?!

The simplest answer to "What does it take to be #1?" -- it comes from DT & KB. Beautiful!

Maybe not the best time to bring on a Kobe movie....

Dee, would you teach him how to win at the Olympics please.. ;)

Just kidding, I love Kobe.

if only i had 600 bucks i would hella hella get that couch! lol

I was catching up with the WNBA's stats this season and do you realize you could have bought the va jay jay sofa twice over with all of the money you've had to shell out for you techs?

hahaha

no photos of the couch???, cmon people get us some pix!!!