Jake the Snake Roberts accepting bookings

I am going to hire Jake the Snake to take a dive against me at my birthday party this year.

i'm going to hire him to have a beer drinking contest with me and my buddies on st. patricks day

dont u mean jake the the mullett wearing cracking smoking has been???

I'm going to hire him and Earthquake to re-enact the Damian killing. That's when it all went downhill for the man above.

When people talk about the greatest upset in sports history, I always hear Chaminade, Nuggets/Sonics, or even Appalachian St thrown out for debate, but no one ever mentions Jake The Snake outliving 95 % of his wrestling peers from the late 80's/early 90's. Remember kids, if you're ever propositioned with the choice of doing steroids or crack, choose the latter.

hahaha oh, Snake.