Why is the Ultimate Warrior still talking?

Oh my god...I can't breathe...that was just too amazing...I think my mind is blown...and not in a good way, but in a, "I don't even know what to think" way.

Ok, first question...is there a camera guy or is he by himself in a basement with a video camera?

If there is a camera guy there is no way he keeps a straight face.

I'm with you...I just watched it for a second time, this is just too amazing. I think it might be better than the "queering does not make the world go round" video of a speech he gave at some college.

I think what I enjoy is this delusion he is under that people have been yearning for him to return to the ring, so he decided to work for some Italian federation that no one has a clue about in the States.

That and the fact he has an action figure and a stack of books on his desk.

EXACTLY!!! You hit it. The guy is completely delusional. When he says his viewers may have to go see the doctor to make sure they're healthy enough to watch his training - I think he's serious.

Gold...

"the one, the only, the Ulitmate Warrior!!!!" that's not true, the original died. hahaha...I love when he gets pissed when people ask him that.....

greatest wrestling urban legend ever.

That was about 7 mins and 19 seconds too long. For the first 3 I was like, "What, in the hell, is this guy talking about?"

Last person that needs their own YouTube channel? Or First person that needs their own YouTube channel?

I would love to rent Warrior out for a night. Can you pay to have him hang out for a friend's bachelor party?

he does seem like an unapologetic free market capitalist, so if the price is right, im sure theres a possibility. Unless you are Hulk Hogan.

He compared himself to Don Quixote and threw in a Cervantes reference. Go ahead and post some "balls out training" footage. What is he gonna do? Show us how to wrap little girl's bicycle tassles around his biceps to make them look bigger. For the record, I've never told my kids about the Ultimate Warrior. Nice doll buddy.