Ryan Dempster and Bob Howry Aren't Intimidated by Unibrows

This past Monday, several Chicago Cubbies spent their off day at the All State Arena for WWE Monday Night Raw. After getting a chance to visit backstage, the man with the filthy slider[slash]horribly annoying glove fidget and reliever Bob Howry stopped by the new Intercontinental Champion's home, better known as Santino's Casa. If you're unfamiliar with Santino Marella, he's the modern-day version of the Honkey Tonk Man. He consistently gets his hiney whipped and still holds the IC Title. Unlike the Honkey Tonk Man before him, Santino opts for a thick unibrow as his follicle feature instead of sideburns and Elvis hair. It's quite impressive. (click picture for video) Santino spends a few minutes ripping on the "CubsSox" and eventually turns heel on Dempster and Howry - well, sort of. For the record, Santino's last name was the real-life last name of Gorilla Monsoon. WILL YOU BE SERIOUS!?