Zack Ryder made a music video called "Hoeski"? Are you serious, bro? You know it.
Ryder's heart has been jobbed out, and Long Island Iced Z is doing what Justin Timberlake and Jordan Knight would do, sulking and singing on the beach.
Sample lyrics: "Roses are red, and violets are blue, you may have left me, but I still woo, woo, woo. You say you've moved on and found yourself a new broski, but I don't want you back, girl, because you are a hoeski" and "But I still hate you for giving my heart a Rough Ryder."
Ryder even raps halfway through the video. Not sure that this is the way out of the bottom of the card.