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Nobody enjoyed himself more at the Washington Nationals’ championship parade on Saturday than Brian Dozier.

The Nationals infielder seemed clearly drunk during an interview in which he gave a funny hug to a reporter and ranked the way he was feeling as “a million and one” on a scale of one to one million.

The fun didn’t end there. When the Nats were on stage, Dozier took off his shirt to the tune of “Calma,” which is the Nationals’ victory song from the season.

The “my wife’s gonna kill me” line was just too much. The guy knew he had gone too far.

But you know what? If you can’t have fun while celebrating a World Series title, when you can you have fun? You live your life, Dozier. Celebrate as much as you want.

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