Originally posted on Sportress of Blogitude  |  Last updated 8/21/12

Over the years, we’ve had a lot of fun at Etsy’s expense as it relates to the homemade, patently bizarre sports-themed crafts available for purchase on its website. The Tebowing Robot sculpture and the Jeremy Lin Photostitch Machine to name just a few. Now, for the man who has everything that didn’t get his fill of homemade, [...]

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