More leaked Florentino Perez comments are doing the rounds – and these ones are absolute gold.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, over the past week, several audio recordings, most of which are a decade-plus old, have been leaked to the Spanish media.

The source of the recordings is unclear at this point in time, but the vast majority of them have been damning for the Real Madrid president, but hugely entertaining for us neutrals.

Cristiano Ronaldo, Jose Mourinho, Raul and more have all got a grilling, and now it’s Mesut Ozil’s turn, with the former Real Madrid midfielder ex-girlfriend being brought into the mix.

MORE: Florentino Perez circus rolls on as audio leaks brand Cristiano Ronaldo an ‘idiot’ and Jose Mourinho ‘abnormal’

So the story goes, Mourinho told Ozil that his new girlfriend had been around the block a few times, which led to the German dumping her and replacing her with a newer, less tainted model – one which he’d do the deed with on his private jet…

Putting the pieces together, we can assume that the woman Perez is referencing is Aída Yéspica, Venezuelan model who moved to Milan in the early 2000s.

It’s easy to see why she apparently had so many admirers in Italy, because she’s absolutely gorgeous…

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