In his Mensa-level wisdom, Raven has pitched that he should be the next IMPACT Wrestling World Champion. Also, The Yeti cries at night sometimes.

Santino Marella is the new Director of Authority in IMPACT Wrestling. As a new authority figure, he’s looking for advice. On February 2, a glorious Groundhog Day, he ran into Raven backstage on IMPACT on AXS.

Raven, a glorious holdover from the territory era, said that if Santino wants to make the company money, he needs to make Raven the World Champion. It only got weirder from there as when Santino walked away, Ron Reese popped up out of nowhere simply to ask Raven if they were getting The Flock back together.

When Raven turns Reese away and reminds him of his days as The Yeti, the gigantic man says that Raven hurts his feelings when he is mean and that sometimes, he cries alone at night.

This ended that segment. Wrestling is amazing.

While Raven might not get an opportunity to become IMPACT World Champion, he was inducted into the IMPACT Wrestling Hall of Fame in 2022.

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