Jason Kelce Tina MacIntyre-Yee /Rochester Democrat and Chronicle / USA TODAY NETWORK

A shirtless Jason Kelce Funko Pop is the best thing you'll see all day

If Philadelphia’s Jason Kelce really wants to retire, he can always find work as a desktop collectible. 

With his team already eliminated from the NFL playoffs, the Eagles' 36-year-old center traveled to Orchard Park to cheer on his brother Travis in Sunday night’s Chiefs-Bills matchup. It may have been 24 degrees with 11 mph winds at kickoff, but that didn’t stop Kelce from showing off the goods.

To be fair, Kelce spent some quality time with the Bills Mafia prior to kickoff, so he probably had a few beers before disrobing. Nobody in or around his suite seemed to mind, not even his brother’s singer/songwriter girlfriend, and the internet had no trouble imagining him as a Funko Pop afterward.

Funko Pops are vinyl figurines of characters from pop culture, movies and the real world. The first one ever made was called the Big Boy Bobblehead in honor of the well-known restaurant chain. Since then, millions of Pops have been sold all over the world.

These days the average figurine sells for between $8 and $15 but limited edition Pops can sell for thousands of dollars. This Kelce figurine would be priceless had it not been made using A.I. tools. It doesn’t exist, at least not yet.

If Kelce or anyone else wants to make the figurine a reality, the Funko company can easily turn anyone into a Pop figurine. With an interactive tool called “Pop Yourself” on Funko.com, users have a chance to design their own Pop using a large array of features.

In other words, it won’t be long before some aspiring collector makes the shirtless, beer-soaked collectible a reality. Afterward, maybe they can build the Eagles an offensive or defensive coordinator.

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