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NFL mom is thirsty for Jimmy Garoppolo

To celebrate the NFL’s 104th  season, the league has a new campaign called “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up.” Some of the NFL’s brightest stars appear in the video, but as usual, the Kelce brothers’ mom steals the show.

The humorous videos feature actor and comedian Keegan-Michael Key and players like Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, Chicago Bears QB Justin Fields and Minnesota Vikings QB Kirk Cousins. The premise implies that NFL games are scripted, as Key hosts a table read of possible storylines for the upcoming NFL season.

In the first meeting, New York Giants defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence wants to replace the Griddy dance with his own “Sexy Dexy” moves while Seattle Seahawks WR DK Metcalf proposes catching passes with his abs. Cincinnati's Ja’Marr Chase wants to celebrate touchdowns by riding a Bengal tiger and the Miami Dolphins’ Jaylen Waddle says he knows someone who can make it happen.

But the most salacious part of the promotion is when Donna Kelce, Jason and Travis’ mother, suggests that she and new Las Vegas Raiders quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo fall in love.

Her youngest son (Travis) and Key appear to be on board. "That's a good-looking guy right there mom, I see where you're going," he says while Key is obviously smitten at the idea of “steamy, forbidden love.” Her son Jason seems less fond of the idea and can only muster a “Whoa.”

With two sons playing on opposite sides of Super Bowl LVII, Donna Kelce was seemingly everywhere leading up to the big game. She brought her sons cookies during Super Bowl opening night and watched the game in a luxury box with NFL commissioner, Roger Goodell.

Now it seems she’d like to get up close and personal with Garoppolo. The new NFL campaign will feature 16 episodes tied to various phases of the season, so Donna has plenty of time to make her move. We suggest playing hard to get, for Jason’s sake.

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