Week 5 in CFB explained by Aerosmith songs

It had to have been hard to be a Husky fan the past few years. Always living in the shadow of Stanford, the new archetype for excellence in the Pac-12, both on and off the field. Always hearing about Christian McCaffrey and how dominant he is. Always being referred to as a dark horse, and not a legitimate contender. It'd be enough to make anyone jaded. But if that leads to a squad that is as dominant as the Huskies seem to be, then maybe it's a good thing. Head coach Chris Petersen has built a legitimate playoff contender in the Huskies, who are only eight years removed from a zero-win season, a team that doesn't really have any glaring weaknesses on any side of the ball. And after holding a legitimately talented Stanford team to only 6 points, sure, the Huskies may be jaded, but baby, the rest of the college football world's afraid of them.

"Lord of the Thighs": UNC Knocks Through 54-Yard Kick With Time Expiring

With the clock winding down against the 12th-ranked Florida State, UNC found itself on the Seminoles' 37-yard line, trailing 34-35. Coach Larry Fedora had a choice to make. He could have thrown caution to the wind and gone for an all-or-nothing Hail Mary, but he didn't. In all likelihood, kicker Nick Weiler (who had missed an extra point earlier) walked right up to his head coach and confidently said "I'm your man, child. Lord of the thighs."

The rest is history. Fedora trotted Weiler out to attempt the game-winning kick and he banged it through the uprights, setting a personal career long and sending the Seminoles reeling. The Tar Heels are now ranked 15th nationally, are atop the ACC's coastal division, and have a legitimate shot at winning the conference. It's really no surprise – after their performance this week, someone 'bound to take a look.

"Draw The Line": #4 Michigan's Defense Holds #8 Wisconsin To 7 Points

Checkmate, Badgers. Michigan beat you at your own damn game.

In a grinding affair that saw a 7-7 score into the fourth quarter, the Wolverines' defense came through in a big way against the eighth-ranked Wisconsin Badgers. Despite a litany of penalties and special teams woes that cost the team 45 yards and three missed field goals, a stout defense kept Wisconsin from capitalizing. The Badgers converted just four third down conversions out of 15, and the game was capped off by a one-handed interception courtesy of a secondary that held Badgers quarterback Alex Hornibrook to 88 yards through the air. It really was heads I win, tails you lose for the Badgers.

"Legendary Child": Despite Loss To #5 Clemson, Lamar Jackson Is Still Amazing

You've heard how this game ended. Clemson defeated Louisville after receiver James Quick went out of bounds mere feet from the first down marker on 4th and long. What you might not have heard was despite the loss, Lamar Jackson strengthened his case as a Heisman frontrunner. He got a nickel's change every time he dropped a dime, completing over 60 percent of his passes for almost 300 yards. Jackson also rushed for 162, and had three all-purpose touchdowns. No, it wasn't enough to lift the Cardinals above Clemson, and it did hurt Louisville's playoff hopes, but the fact remains that Jackson has been keeping the dream alive, eating that honey from the hive, and is truly a legendary child.

"Cryin'": #25 Georgia Wins The Game With Time Expiring, Then #11 Tennessee Does The Same Thing

The Georgia Bulldogs finally got a much-needed win on Saturday, defeating the Tennessee Volunteers who had stormed back to erase a 17-point deficit late in the game. Driving down the field, freshman quarterback Jacob Eason found Riley Ridley open in the end zone with ten seconds left, icing the game and putting the kibosh on what would have been another double-digit Tennessee comeback.

Only problem is, the game wasn't over. There were still precious seconds left on the clock after the Georgia kickoff.

With time expiring, Tennessee's Joshua Dobbs heaved up a 43-yard Hail Mary into a sea of jerseys, both red and orange, and Vol receiver Jauan Jennings came up with it, providing one of the most emotional and crazy finishes to a football game we have seen so far this year. Now, it's not all bad news for Bulldog fans, Eason showed legitimate potential in finding targets, and his receivers seemed to have shaken the collective case of butterfingers that had plagued them all season, but that's not what they're thinking about now. They're learning firsthand that in football, there's not even breathing room between pleasure and pain, dyin' cause Georgia let them do what they do down to, down to, down to them.