
We’ll take “Funny Jobs” for $2,000!
Over the 42 seasons of Jeopardy! so far, we’ve seen many contestants with the same career. As of a 2021 analysis, the game show had hosted 1,116 students, 850 teachers, and 795 attorneys.
Other contestants’ professions, meanwhile, have been unique. Three-day Season 41 champ Brendan Liaw, for example, won fans over with his description of himself as a “stay-at-home son.” Cynthia Appiah gets to say she was an Olympic bobsledder and a Jeopardy! Season 42 player. Sam Buttrey charmingly described himself as a “bon vivant and man about town” in the 2023 Jeopardy! Masters tournament, and Season 25’s John Munson not only identified as a “self-proclaimed gadabout” but also snuck a phallic drawing onto his podium screen.
But the Jeopardy! contestant professions below, in our book, are the wackiest and wildest.
“I used ‘penguinologist’ because I volunteer as a research assistant on penguin-related science projects,” Season 36 contestant Peggah Ghoreishi said in a Reddit thread on this very topic. “My parents weren’t very pleased.”
“I’m not 100 percent sure, but I suspect I’m the only accordion teacher announced on the show,” fellow Season 36 competitor Jeff Jetton wrote in the same thread. “Fun fact: One of my students got on, too!”
The aforementioned Appiah competed against “peanut butter artisan” Alan Turner. And that nutty Turner, the proprietor of Handsome Carver’s Nut Butters, actually beat Jeopardy! legend Brad Rutter on The Chase in 2021!
Like David Duchovny’s Zoolander character, Anji Nyquist is a hand model. At least she called herself that — as well as “podcast host” — when returning to the show for the 2024 Champions Wildcard tourney.
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A Season 28 episode presented D.J. Perry, a “burrito architect” from Houston, Texas. Perry told then-host Alex Trebek that he worked at a fast-casual burrito restaurant and wanted to class up his job title, according to a Fikkle Fame Archive recap.
Over the course of his Jeopardy! run in Season 22 and the 2014 Battle of the Decades tournament, Tom Kavanaugh listed himself as a writer, personal trainer, filmmaker, singer, and, yes, kickball team captain.
As Season 42’s Molly Hackett explained on the show, she writes poems on the spot for NYC pedestrians. “It’s fun,” she said. “It’s doing a magic trick for people, and it’s a really special little moment of connection to have with a perfect stranger.”
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In the same Season 34 episode in which a vaguely-worded clue resulted in a contestant getting a do-over, viewers met Julie Zauzmer, a Washington Post reporter and balloon twister from Washington, D.C. (As it turns out, Zauzmer is a trained clown formerly known as “Zippy,” per the Columbia Journalism Review.)
Season 11 introduced contestant John Classen as an “antique car race director,” and that description is right on the nose. Since 1990, Classen has been the director of competition for the annual Great Race, a rally that traced Route 66 from June 20 to June 28 this year.
Rachel Lindgren has had two particularly interesting jobs, per The Bulletin. When she competed in Season 34, she was a fire lookout at the Lava Butte fire tower at Oregon’s Deschutes National Forest. Then she taught children about outer space as an astronomy interpreter at Oregon’s Sunriver Observatory by the time she returned for the 2019 Tournament of Champions and competed against a…
“When I showed up to Jeopardy! Masters, they asked me what occupation I wanted to be listed. I half-jokingly said ‘game show villain,’ but honestly, it is kind of true. I backed off gambling a bit. This is really how I’m making my money is being this television personality,” Holzhauer, one of the greatest Jeopardy! players of all time, told TV Insider in 2023.
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He added: “The producers came to me saying, ‘We can’t put this. The audience will think we are making fun of you. What if we put a “self-described game show villain”? Would that be OK?’ I like it. It adds something to the equation where it becomes who do we root for here. It’s not going to be everyone’s cup of tea, but there is something to be said about bringing extra personality to the table.”
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