20 characters who would make the absolute worst significant others

While Homelander has that psychopathic charm only a demented mother could love, he’s truly evil and only has his best interests in mind. He’d throw anyone who got close to him under the bus or off the roof, if need be.

People who have a “pick-me” personality, like Rachel Berry from Glee, don’t tend to fare well in well-balanced relationships because they have to always be center stage.

If there was one thing Ryan Howard was the master of, it was manipulation. He strung not only Kelly but also Michael Scott along on The Office. Plus, he’s not to be trusted when it comes to business or anything for that matter.

A partner that only shows up every 27 years, and when he does all he does, he just terrorizes the neighborhood kids? Pass.

Who knew silently eating dry cereal while drinking milk was actually one of the biggest red flags there could be?

Power-hungry narcissists never fare well when it comes to love because they can’t love anyone as much as they love themselves.

The OG Karen would be a nightmare to do anything with because when the slightest inconvenience came up, Marcy D’Arcy would loudly and rudely ask for the manager — embarrassing whoever she was in the process.

Sir’s attachment issues are just one of the many reasons he needs therapy before he’ll ever have a healthy relationship.

Does anyone really want a partner who spends all their free time as a grown adult harassing some kid in glasses?

Honesty will take one far when it comes to love, which may be why Lori didn’t go far in the apocalypse.

Spongebob Squarepants has a lot of great qualities. He’s employed, always joyous, and never fails to be loyal, but he’s also too immature to ever take anything seriously except making Krabby Patties.

Significant others need to be one’s ride or die, not ride to Oz and then leave you to almost die by flying monkeys.

Dexter could never put as much time into a relationship as he could his side gig.

Edward Cullen is an obsessed boyfriend, but not in a good way. He’s possessive to the point that it’s a problem.

For American Horror Story fans out there, everyone knows one of the biggest betrayals in the entire anthology series was Ivy. People marry one another based on a set of shared values, and Ivy went off the deep end.

Being with Archie Andrews would mean having to support his music, and that would be torture.

Kathryn from Cruel Intentions remains one of the most sadistic characters ever. She went so far with a bet with her stepbrother that he ceased to exist. She’s a danger, girl.

Never be with someone who most definitely has a crush on their best friend.

Piper Chapman proved to be one of those people who can’t help but play the victim any chance they find. In a relationship, that’d get old really fast.

Unless chaos is a turn-on, it’d be best to steer clear of Gotham’s biggest bad boy.