20 Disney movies that are ruined when thought about too hard

The spell was cast when Beast was a child, but when they get turned back into their human forms, he’s the only one who seems to have aged. Math not mathing aside, how does one explain Belle’s entire village not remembering they lived near royalty? Were they not being ruled over by them?

What’s the likelihood of Bambi’s survival in the wild, really?

The parents who had themselves set up in a trap were the worst because divorce isn’t that wild of a concept that they couldn’t have split up and shared custody so that their twins didn’t have to grow up separated.

Ariel managed to sign her name on Ursula’s contract but somehow forgot how to write when she got legs. She could have written out the entire predicament to Prince Eric and moved the story along a lot faster.

Here’s what a house isn’t going to do…lift up from its foundation because of some balloons.

Blank Check was a lot of ‘90s kids’ dream scenario: getting their bike destroyed by a car, getting a blank check, and making it worth a million bucks. This was Home Alone-coded, but also like Home Alone, one has to wonder about the parents. The parents in Blank Check really allowed their child to go work for some random millionaire they’d never met…? Baby, no. Not to mention the FBI agent who goes on a date with a literal child and then they kiss?! Disney, what?

The Rescuers Down Under is such an underrated gem from Disney, but watching it through an adult lens, one realizes there’s no way an eagle that large can exist.

Did Prince Charming need glasses? Cinderella didn’t magically look any different the next day. Her hair changed. That boy needed to get his life and his eyes right.

The entire movie is set into action when Tim Allen’s Scott Calvin causes Santa Claus to perish. Kind of dark…

If there is one thing music fans know, it’s how tight security is at concerts. There was no way Goofy and Max would’ve gotten back there, let alone on stage, and stayed.

Disney sleuths out there have hypothesized that perhaps Big Bong wasn’t Riley’s forgotten imaginary friend but a monster from the Monsters, Inc. realm she was trying to forget, and he was riddled with so much guilt for scaring that little girl and that’s why he helped Joy get out.

No one was going to check the references of the woman who came flying into town with an umbrella before they let her take care of their children?

Disney was wrong for turning colonization into a love story. Plus, they changed the whole legit history of Pocahontas.

People can’t just go up and kiss an unconscious person.

The most unserious thing about Hannah Montana is that she’s just Miley in a wig. This is the Clark Kent/Superman of tween pop culture in the ‘00s. How was everyone shocked?

Tarzan communicated perfectly with the gorillas he grew up with, probably speaking like gorillas do but translating it to English for the audience because when he meets Jane, he speaks very slowly, like he’s learning new words. However, how would he pick up on human language that quickly? It would take more than a few seconds to pick up on Jane’s lingo.

Dolores could hear a pin drop from a mile away and just let Bruno live in the walls of the house. That’s messed up!

Buzz came out of the box believing he was a legit space ranger but didn’t talk to Andy and knew to freeze when the boy came into the room. It makes zero sense.

Beauty and the Beast  is set in France, but Emma Watson still sounded like British Hermione when she played Belle in the 2017 live-action adaptation.

Something about the way Scar kept onto this skull is a little disturbing. Perhaps it was the brother he set up!