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Bugs Bunny's greatest quips

Bugs Bunny's greatest quips

We are approaching the 80th anniversary of Bugs Bunny's first appearance, way back in 1938. The wise-cracking bunny is the enemy of hunters and ill-tempered prospectors, the foil of apoplectic ducks, and the symbol of Warner Brothers' entire animation empire. Bugs is an accomplished athlete, a movie star, and a tenured professor at Acme Looniversity, with his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Let's take a look back at some of the Bunny's greatest quips, which will prove to show you exactly what is up, doc.

 
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"Eh, what’s up, Doc?"

"Eh, what’s up, Doc?"

The ubiquitous Bugs Bunny catchphrase wasn't intended to be such a classic. Animator Tex Avery simply thought of it as a normal Texas expression, though Bugs' accent is clearly from Brooklyn. It does makes sense that he'd have Texas roots, though, since Bugs' travel seems to always take him through Albuquerque.

 
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"Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"

"Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?"

From "What’s Opera, Doc?" — considered one of the greatest cartoons of all time. Bugs faces off with Elmer Fudd in a collection of Wagnerian operas. Bugs dresses up as Brunhilde in an attempt to escape Elmer, who sings “Kill da wabbit!” to the tune of Flight of the Valkyries. But Elmer does kill him at the end, despite his immediate regret. Even in this rare instance of Elmer defeating Bugs, the above quote shows that even in defeat, Bugs always gets the last word.

 
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"Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword!"

"Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck! Only a fool would go after the Singing Sword!"

"Knighty Knight Bugs" was the only Bugs cartoon to win an Oscar. It features Bugs as a the court jester, forced to go after the Singing Sword because of the cowardice of Sir Loin of Beef and Sir Osis of the Liver, and because he is the kingdom’s fool. In perhaps a greater honor than the Academy Award, the cartoon also inspired a log flume ride at Six Flags Over Texas.

 
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Bugs: "Duck season." Daffy: "Wabbit season." Bugs: "Wabbit season." Daffy: "Duck season." Bugs: "Wabbit season." Daffy: "I say it's duck season. And I say fire."

Bugs: "Duck season." Daffy: "Wabbit season." Bugs: "Wabbit season." Daffy: "Duck season." Bugs: "Wabbit season." Daffy: "I say it's duck season. And I say fire."

Bugs often wins arguments by briefly adopting the opposite position to his own, and relying on his opponent’s knee-jerk contrarianism in forgetting what’s he’s actually advocating for. This will not always work in real life, but it will work 100 percent of the time when arguing with a furious, put-upon cartoon duck.

 
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"Watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful, pachydermous, percussion pitch."

"Watch me paste that pathetic palooka with a powerful, pachydermous, percussion pitch."

When Bugs trash talks the powerful Gas House Gorillas, they take him up on his offer to play every position against them. His series of homers made up an impressive 95-run deficit by the end of the game, when his “percussion pitch” is blasted out of the stadium, but he catches it by scaling the Umpire State Building. Bugs probably should have relied on his changeup, which struck out three Gorillas with a single pitch. Truly, he was the Shohei Ohtani of "Merrie Melodies."

 
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"Of course you realize, this means war!"

"Of course you realize, this means war!"

Groucho Marx is an obvious inspiration for Bugs, who has a carrot in his mouth in place of Groucho’s ever-present cigar. “This means war!” comes from the Marx Brothers classic "Duck Soup," and was adopted/stolen by Bugs. He doesn’t have brothers, just the unrelated Babs and Buster Bunny as heirs to his rabbit mischief throne. And while he doesn't have a Harpo, Bugs proves to be an excellent harpist.

 
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"Gee, it was really nice of Wal-Mart to give us all this free Wal-Mart stuff just for saying 'Wal-Mart' so many times."

"Gee, it was really nice of Wal-Mart to give us all this free Wal-Mart stuff just for saying 'Wal-Mart' so many times."

Bugs comes from a time before product placement in movies, aside from cigarettes and diamonds. But he’s from exactly the time of fourth wall breaking and asides to the audience. The only thing that doesn’t work about this line from "Looney Tunes: Back In Action" is that obviously Bugs is an Acme man, not a Wal-Mart shopper.

 
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Daffy Duck: [to Bugs in drag] "Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are! Well? Haven't you anything to say? Anything? Out of sheer honesty? Huh?" Bugs Bunny: "Yes. I would just love a duck dinner."

Daffy Duck: [to Bugs in drag] "Out of sheer honesty, I demand that you tell him who you are! Well? Haven't you anything to say? Anything? Out of sheer honesty? Huh?"  Bugs Bunny: "Yes. I would just love a duck dinner."

One surprisingly woke aspect of Bugs’ character is that he recognizes that gender is a construct. Or, he’s secure enough in his rabbit masculinity that he can dress in drag to thwart his nemeses Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam. Daffy’s attempt to out Bugs by gender-shaming him fails spectacularly, as Elmer ends up shooting Daffy’s beak off after Bugs replies.

 
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Bugs Bunny: "Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?" Daffy Duck: "Shoot him now! Shoot him now!" Bugs Bunny: "You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!" Daffy Duck: "He does so have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) I demand that

Bugs Bunny: "Would you like to shoot me now or wait till you get home?" Daffy Duck: "Shoot him now! Shoot him now!" Bugs Bunny: "You keep outta this! He doesn't have to shoot you now!" Daffy Duck: "He does so have to shoot me now! (to Elmer) I demand that

Once again, Bugs employs a verbal switcheroo to thwart Daffy, who attributes his mistakes in this showdown to “pronoun trouble.” It doesn’t matter how many attempts Daffy gets, the “shoot me now” befuddles him every time, to the point that he begins resignedly removing his beak before it’s shot off by Elmer.

 
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Elmer Fudd: "Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?" Bugs Bunny (dressed as a game warden): "Why certain

Elmer Fudd: "Oh, Mr. Game Warden, I hope you can help me. I've been told I can shoot wabbits, and goats, and pigeons, and mongooses, and dirty skunks, and ducks. Can you tell me what season it weawy is?" Bugs Bunny (dressed as a game warden): "Why certain

Duck season and baseball season really do happen at the same time, at least in the Warner Brothers universe. And here we see that Bugs’ top priority in these showdowns is to drive Elmer insane, as he passes up the chance to get Daffy shot another time by telling the truth about duck season. Presumably Elmer is a Gas House Gorillas fan, since like them, he's a big bully.

 
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Bugs: "Eh, what's up, Doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?" Eddie Valiant: "You guys got a spare?" Bugs Bunny: "Yeah, but I don't think you want it." Eddie Valiant: "I do, I do, give it to me!" Bugs Bunny: "Okay, Doc. Whatever you

Bugs: "Eh, what's up, Doc? Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?" Eddie Valiant: "You guys got a spare?" Bugs Bunny: "Yeah, but I don't think you want it." Eddie Valiant: "I do, I do, give it to me!" Bugs Bunny: "Okay, Doc. Whatever you

In his cameo appearance in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," Bugs shares the screen with Mickey Mouse and Bob Hoskins. Even though it’s a Disney film, Bugs gets the best gag, tossing Eddie Valiant a spare tire, not a spare parachute. He would be proud of how Eddie outsmarts the weasels and Judge Doom, with a Bugs-esque mix of verbal trickery and extreme anvil violence.

 
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"Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor."

"Right. And I'm a Shakespearean actor."

In "Space Jam," Bugs gets off an implicit double burn on Michael Jordan, after he claims he can't help the Toon Squad with their basketball game because he's "a baseball player now." Jordan was pretty good at baseball for a professional basketball player, but still hit .200 in AA. The line not only mocks MJ’s ineptitude on the baseball diamond, but also reminds us that even Bugs has more serious acting credentials than His Airness. He’s done opera!

 
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"Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?"

"Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?"

While Bugs lives by his own rules, he’s eager to exploit the authoritarian instincts of his rivals. Elmer is a slave to the different concepts of seasons, Yosemite Sam slavishly follows the Stand Your Ground law at all times, but Bugs can shift at a moment's notice, yet also appeal to the same authority he constantly thumbs his nose at. The paperwork involved in a fricaseeing license is indeed onerous.

 
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"Lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearin' lipstick amusing, then we ain't got nothin' to say to each other."

"Lady, if you don't find a rabbit wearin' lipstick amusing, then we ain't got nothin' to say to each other."

In 2003’s "Back In Action," Jenna Elfman critiques some of Bugs’ gags, especially in a 21st century context. In what functions as a mission statement for his entire body of work, Bugs declares his loyalty to the lowest common denominator of humor. If you’re not into a classic gag like that, he suggests, perhaps the Bugs oeuvre is not for you.

 
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"I wonder if Daffy will remember he can fly. I guess not."

"I wonder if Daffy will remember he can fly. I guess not."

Bugs and Daffy compete in a race for a million bucks, with Daffy getting hampered by problems with both a plane and a boat. Daffy also does not remember that he can swim. By the end, both are injured and exhausted, but an exasperated Daffy gives Bugs the prize when he learns it's a million box, a box with a million boxes inside. Of course what he doesn't know is that the boxes each contain a dollar.

 
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"I dream of Genie, she's a light brown hare."

"I dream of Genie, she's a light brown hare."

Bugs Bunny doesn't have many love interests. He's a lifelong bachelor, lives alone in a hole, but the real impediment is that he can never love anyone else as much as he loves puns. And how can anyone fall in love with a bunny who's constantly tossing off groaners like that?

 
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"Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?"

"Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?"

After Daffy suggests naming their basketball team the Ducks, Bugs gets off another double burn on Daffy and the Mighty Ducks. In your face, Disney, who have since dropped “Mighty” from the name of the Anaheim hockey team they own, but kept the duck logo. Bugs would also hate the University of Oregon, who literally has an unbranded Donald Duck as their mascot. And since Phil Knight is their main backer, that also means Nike is a Mickey Mouse organization. Don’t tell Michael Jordan! 

 
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"I know I should have made dat left turn at Albuquerque."

"I know I should have made dat left turn at Albuquerque."

Bugs always runs into trouble when he reaches the crossroads underneath Albuquerque, or as he says it, Albookwoykee. But the first time this gag happens, in "Herr Meets Hare," he’s made a wrong turn and ended up in Nazi “Joimany.” For the rest of the short, Bugs faces off against Hermann Goring, and dresses up as both Hitler and Stalin, because 1940’s cartoons were weird.  

 
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"I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!"

"I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!"

Cartoon physics are one of Bugs’ assets, as seen in "High Diving Hare." Tied up and at the end of a platform that Yosemite Sam is sawing off, Bugs nonetheless stays in the air while Sam plummets to the ground. In the world of Warner Brothers cartoons, you are subject to gravity only if you can’t deliver a timely pun. Or you’re a Road Runner.

 
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"Ain’t I a stinker?"

"Ain’t I a stinker?"

The bunny's first appearances were put together by director “Bugs” Hardaway. Charlie Thorson, the animator, labeled the model sheet for Hardaway as “Bugs’ Bunny.” Through the magic of inconsistent copying, the character became Bugs Bunny. Ain't punctuation a stinker?

 
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"What an embezzle! What an ultramaroon!"

"What an embezzle! What an ultramaroon!"

Though clever and quick on his feet, Bugs isn’t a formally educated bunny. He's street smart, or burrow smart as the case may be. His spoonerisms when insulting an opponent’s intelligence are humorous, but also serve to undercut Bugs’ pretension. His are the malaprops of the common man, and Bugs remains the triumphant underdog and champion of the proletariat.

 
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"Y'know, maybe there *is* no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all."

"Y'know, maybe there *is* no intelligent life out there in the univoise after all."

Another "Space Jam" line, as the poor alien Nerdlucks searching for Bugs Bunny get tricked even more easily than Elmer Fudd does. If their clumsy attempts to identify him weren't enough of a demonstration of their stupidity, consider this: They bet big against Michael Jordan in an important basketball game.

Sean Keane is a comedian residing in Los Angeles. He has written for "Another Period," "Billy On The Street," NBC, Comedy Central, E!, and Seeso. You can see him doing fake news every weekday on @TheEverythingReport and read his tweets at @seankeane. In 2014, the SF Bay Guardian named him the best comedian in San Francisco, then immediately went out of business.

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