Sandman’s Definitive Ratings – Celtic v Outer Jibrovia

THE FRIENDLY GHOST – 6.5/10 MOTM – Didn’t put a foot, or fist, wrong, even when his own skipper attempted to score past him. Tried his best to sledge their pen takers but they had the edge in that the majority of them knew
exactly how to kick a ball into the net from 12 yards… Unstoppably.

TONY THE TIGER – 6/10 – A rare battler. Took a thundering, gave as good himself. They aimed to exploit AJ’s absence all game but the reliable Brickie was a rare, stoic asset.

KATIE – 4/10 – Again, he couldn’t get it going when it mattered and again we really needed his quality and experience to count. Insert remorseful head shake here…

OF JUSTICE – 5.5/10 – Well done, Liam. In fact, thank Ghod for Liam; shaky few opening minutes then setteld into competence and authority. And thank goodness someone did; One we could depend on when it got fiery. Like his heid.

GET CARTER – 2/10 – Shocking. Last week was an abberration, this week was a disgrace. Twice he almost cost us dear; that distracted focus and eye off the ball may be a symptom of the coaching – some players need to be prompted more, given that sense of urgency and purpose to stay 100% tuned to the proceedings. His casual moments – again – tonight epitomised the overall approach.

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